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35 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 27
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Not at all
Judaism, and very serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from Ph.D program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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At home in the great outdoors and inside of a book; suffers from culinary addiction, dependent on foreign oil (olive), has an intense exterior that belies finding just about everything hysterical; passionate about his crazy job; friendly, neighborhood curmudgeon; values good friends more than anything; understands that semi-colons are only for independent clauses; too lazy to do anything about it; farmers markets, bikes to work, never takes himself seriously, the mma gym, regular caffeine infusions, Tabasco, Cholula, AND Sriracha, forgets to get a haircut, good writing, terrible movies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a rabbi. Seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Asking ridiculous questions, laughing at inappropriate jokes (especially in serious situations), singing in the shower (a la From Rome with Love), talking ideas to death, giving good, strong bear hugs, getting to an ocean to surf or dive whenever possible, being about as subtle as a brick wall.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I have a mass of curly hair. I used to get made fun of constantly for it when I was a kid, but now all those guys are balding and I have absolutely no compunction about rubbing it in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Angle of Repose/Crossing to Safety - Wallace Stegner
The Razor's Edge and any of W. Sommerset Maugham's short stories
Joan Didion
Byron's Don Juan
Phillip Larkin
Neil Stephenson
Anything by Terry Pratchett
Jamey Johnson
The Low Anthem
Cowboy Junkies
Band of Horses
Joni Mitchell
Snow Patrol
Yonatan Raazel
The Beastie Boys
The Mountain Goats
Etti Ankri
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books
2. My surfboard (which I am, yes, without. It's a dating profile. Whatever.)
3. Raucous other people
4. Quiet time
5. Beautiful natural surroundings
6. Shabbat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Waves. I think about waves a lot. I'm a west coast boy, and I itch when I'm away from the water for too long.

I don't want this to sound trite, but I also spend a lot of time thinking about questions. They're my favorite playthings, good questions: about life, about books, about Torah and religion, about people and phenomenology.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having Shabbat, eating too much and too well with good friends, singing, laughing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are:
1. able to inject inappropriate humor into any situation;
2. not freaked out by my job; think that loving Judaism might be (or is) an option for you
3. interesting and thoughtful, as opposed to dangerously unbalanced;
4. have a dog, or desperately pine for one.
5. love to eat well.