32 West Chester, PA
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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
I work in IT. I'm a systems admin, which means that my typical day at work involves repeating the phrase "hold onto your butts" and sometimes being eaten by velociraptors.

I went to school for agriculture (Penn State '06). I've been a tomato breeder, nurseryman, landscape designer, electronics tech, and jack-of-all-trades for a company that produces tools for blind kids to learn science. Now I'm doing IT and helping you have endless fresh water.

When I'm not at work I like tinkering and being outside. I'm happiest when I am dirty and smell like petroleum solvents or DEET.
I’m really good at
Making food, driving courteously, standardized tests, fixing things, being a +1
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wikipedia, John Steinbeck - my two favorite two books are Aldo Leopold's 'A Sand County Almanac' and a collection of short stories by Vladimir Nabokov

Coen brothers movies. Senna. Predator.

Drive-by Truckers, Violent Femmes, Rolling Stones, Pixies, Townes Van Zandt, Bruce Springsteen, Gram Parsons, Chris Knight, old Trojan Records reggae on beaches and boats, Sleep and Electric Wizard are my workout jams.

Arrested Development, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Jeopardy, Always Sunny.

I don't have a favorite food.
The six things I could never do without
- warm weather
- boots
- outdoor showers
- ctrl+f
- Amazon
On a typical Friday night I am
It depends on the time of year. I'm very seasonal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time when I was in high school my mom asked me if I was emo. I'm terrified of Cypress Hill.
You should message me if
You're an adventurous eater and you're happy with your life.