I'm blunt, sarcastic, practical and lazy. I'm also uninteresting, boring and shy.
The "Christianity and laughing about it" bit means I was raised catholic, but I'm an atheist now. Precambrian rabbits and all that.
The adjectives/sentence that used to show up near the profile picture: I am a stranger, in a strange land, and not upselling.
I might seem to be logged in 24/7, but if my chat icon isn't lit up, it's probably the phone app doing its thing.