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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 11
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am hilarious, but mostly to myself. I love to learn new things, but I'm attracted to distraction. I have a socially awkward streak. I am using the word 'I' far too much, haha.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently finished my first novel. Barring any setbacks, it should be published before spring of '15. While I await my editor, I'm working on book two of the series. I have seven already planned out, haha.

If you're interested in my writing, here's my authorial social media links.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being mysterious. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't really know. Probably my eyes, & then the fact that I'm obscure. I guess it really depends on you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm pretty open to just about anything. I love new things. For entertainment, I prefer the weird & fantastical. Reality TV usually sucks.

As for food. Yes please! I love to cook. My meals tend to have strong, intricate flavors.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Barring the obvious essential needs—words included. Comfort, a well stocked kitchen/spice cabinet, the internet & some high speed way to access it, my will, an interesting person that can keep my attention, & everything else. However, that last one is more of a physics thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Expanding my perception, how to advance my writing career, & EVERYTHING else—as long as it's 5AM.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing or watching one of my shows. On rare occasion, I might be having a night out on the town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything you're willing to ask. I will say this: Every time that I find myself driving through Sparta, MO. I yell out 'This. Is. SPARTA!'
You should message me if
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Erase the 'if.'

Or, if you too find this to be one of the most beautiful quotes ever:

Pi, the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter, and this is just the beginning; it keeps on going, forever, without ever repeating. Which means that contained within this string of decimals, is every single other number. Your birthdate, combination to your locker, your social security number, it's all in there, somewhere. And if you convert these decimals into letters, you would have every word that ever existed in every possible combination; the first syllable you spoke as a baby, the name of your latest crush, your entire life story from beginning to end, everything we ever say or do; all of the world’s infinite possibilities rest within this one simple circle. Now what you do with that information; what it's good for, well that would be up to you.