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31 Aurora, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:28am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Peter Pan, forever young, & wise beyond my years. I am hilarious, but mostly to myself. I love to learn new things, but I'm attracted to distraction. I have a socially awkward streak, & I'm not as free as I convince myself that I am, which is still more free than most. I am the moments you get lost in. I am a wondering wanderer, on a seek that I hid from myself. I am using the word "I" far too much, haha.

Oh, & if you rate me as 4 or 5 stars. You might as well send me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Depends on the day. What would you like to do?

I love the written word, though I guess "typed" would be the more accurate phrasing in today's digital world. Maybe I can string a bunch of words together in a delightful manner, & share my love of words with others. Here's to the hopes of not ever having to work some soul-crushing job, & that my love will provide me with whatever I might desire.


I've just submitted my children's novel to a publisher. I also have a Fb page for my book, if you'd like to check it out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything that I put my full effort into. That sounds like a boasting statement of pride, but it really isn't. I rarely even put 20% of me into what I do. I keep hoping to find that which inspires. But... Wow! Is it just me, or is this sounding utterly depressing? I am tempted to erase this, & start over. I won't though. Because... wait... read the words right above mine again.

Telling the truth. Some have been known to think me to be a bit too open... blunt, even. You have been warned.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wait. Am I naked in this scenario?

I don't really know. Probably my eyes, then the fact that I'm obscure. I guess it really depends on you. Why don't you come see me, then tell me what you notice.

*Update: Definitely my butt. Everyone always comments on how nice it is, haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm pretty open to just about anything. I love new things. For entertainment, I prefer the weird, & fantastical. Reality tv usually sucks. I have led a far more interesting life than most of those attention seekers.

As for food. Yes please! I love to cook, though I almost never use a recipe. My meals tend to have strong intricate flavors.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Barring the obvious essential needs-words included. Comfort, a well stocked kitchen/spice cabinet, the internet, & some high speed way to access it, my will, an interesting person that can keep my attention, & everything else. However, that last one is more of a physics thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Expanding my perception, how to advance my writing career, & EVERYTHING else—as long as it's 5AM.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing Magic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Anything you're willing to ask. I will say this. Everytime that I find myself driving through Sparta, MO. I yell out "This. Is. SPARTA!".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Erase the "if".

Or if you too find this to be one of the most beautiful quotes ever:

Pi, the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter, and this is just the beginning; it keeps on going, forever, without ever repeating. Which means that contained within this string of decimals, is every single other number. Your birthdate, combination to your locker, your social security number, it's all in there, somewhere. And if you convert these decimals into letters, you would have every word that ever existed in every possible combination; the first syllable you spoke as a baby, the name of your latest crush, your entire life story from beginning to end, everything we ever say or do; all of the world’s infinite possibilities rest within this one simple circle. Now what you do with that information; what it's good for, well that would be up to you.