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i_ascertain

30 / F / straight / Single

El Paso, Texas

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Black
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am full of, shit, and know it.

My Self-Summary

In El Paso via Philly and would like to get to know more people. My life story will be up whenever I feel like writing it. If you'd like to know more about me just send me a message.

PS: Please Please Please DO NOT send me super short messages such as "How are you? Hit me up." If you like something in my profile let me know. See now y'all got me beggin' like James. That ain't right.

What I’m doing with my life

Right now I'm working an "in the mean time" job and trying to figure out what my next move is. When I'm not at work or sleeping I'm hanging out with friends, surfing the net or working on my design skills. I should be practicing guitar since I've been trying to teach myself bass. I have a bachelors in graphic design and recently learned CSS/XTHML. I'm planning on taking more coding classes soon. I'm hoping to be able to land a job in my field soon.

I’m really good at

I've been told I'm a really good listener. I'd say that I'm a very loyal and caring friend. I've been into art since I was old enough to hold something in my left hand. I'm gradually getting back into drawing and photography this year. I wouldn't say I'm good but I'm not horrible at it. Improvement is an ongoing process.

The first things people usually notice about me

My hair:
I've been rocking a low boy for the last year and a half. If work would allow I’d shave it into a Mohawk just for the hell of it. Surprisingly I get a lot of complements on it.

My style:
I'm doing pretty well for someone who doesn't try hard to be stylish. My method of choosing an outfit consists of
a)See what’s actually clean.
b)Get it off the chair in my room.
c) Find something else probably also on the chair.
d) Grab random earrings off the desk or out of the drawer.
e)Find shoes that match

Guinness and Jameson drinker:
If I'm out at a bar everyone notices that I'm a woman that drinks Guinness. Apparently people don’t think women drink Guinness. I need to find a place here that has good microbrews.
My hat:
It seems like people notice when I don't wear it.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books:
I just reread The Talented Mr Ripley. Very very good.

Music:
I like all kinds of music but mostly rock and metal. The only genres I'm not really fond of are triphop and polka. I haven’t really gotten into the music scene in El Paso yet. I loved the scene in Philly and went to shows regularly. I’d like to go see a lot more live music. The last real concert I went to here was STP last year. Cue list of bands in random order:

Ozzy, Guns and Roses, Nirvana, Van Halen (with Diamond Dave and with Sammy), Queen, Heart, The White Stripes, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Metallica (pre napster), Megadeth , Jimi Hendrix, STP, The Ramones, The Black Crowes, The Temptations, SELF ST RAGE, Testicular Sound Express, Death from above 1979, franz ferdinand, Bottom of the Hudson, Run Runner, Miss Argentina, The Slackharmonic and much more!

I really need to get into some new bands.

Movies:

Chasing Amy, Fight Club, High Fidelity, Heavenly Creatures, American Beauty, Goodfellas, Casino, Sex, Lies and Videotape, Seven, Pulp Fiction, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Terminator 1 and 2, The Die Hard Movies, This Is Spinal Tap, The Departed, Cars, Toy Story, Shrek, Anything with johnny depp in it, various indie movies, stuff with car chases and explosions, Blood Ocean, anything with Charles Bronson racking up a huge body count (except the last two death wish movies), Vanishing Point, A summer place, Carmen Jones, Imitation of Life, Mommie Dearest, and the list goes on

Food:
I'm what you'd call a very picky eater and basically just eat to stay alive. I’d rather go to a diner and have my usual (french toast, bacon, EXTRA bacon and coffee) then go to a fancy restaurant. If I’m craving something I’ll cook. If not, good ol’ Kraft shells and cheese will suffice.

The six things I could never do without

-Family
-Friends
-Being able to be creative in some way
-My computer
-Music
-A sixth thing I haven't thought of yet

I spend a lot of time thinking about

-My future
-What I can do to stave off boredom
-Why this is 2009 and I can't just get into a teleporter and go to work at a job pushing buttons all day on Uranus.
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On a typical Friday night I am

I’ll be out with friends or alone observing, watching random stuff on youtube or working on some sort of project.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I LIKE the movie The Cable Guy.

You should message me if

-You'd like to get to know me
-You ALREADY know me
-You have sideburns (especialy porkchop sideburns)
-You’re a cool chick who’d like to be friends
-You'd like to give me a free kitten or puppy (living and preferably fluffy)