Champion of the sun!
I'm the master of karate and friendship for everyone!
I can't believe they call these essays. talk about polishing a turd. anyways... I'm complicated. Shouldn't i be? simple isn't fun. i will be a challenge, but i will also be an awesome reward. i promise you this, you'll never meet another like me. my nearest and dearest describe me as random, off-the-wall, loyal, empathetic, rolls the perfect joint, and my personal favorite, walter sobchek trapped in a little blonde girl. I drink. I smoke. I cuss. Basically, i am a surly little shit. But believe it or not, i also have a sweet, gooey, girly side. i am the epitome of a lovable curmudgeon.