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i_tacolicious

38 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I had some poetry wank here earlier. I deleted it all, but I couldn't just start with the next line. that would sound too pompous. it needs a little buffer. ok. ready? here we go.

I am literally the funniest, most charming man on the planet.

No really what do you put here? uhmmmm.. I've always been a cat person but I'm thinking about getting a dog. [edit: got dog. cutest german shepherd ever] I prefer dark chocolate and crinkly, caramelized cheese to whatever the alternatives to those are. DILF. Kinda over 'the scene.' But there's got to be something cool going on, right? Or maybe I'm just hangin with the wrong people.

Generally more interested in having quiet, unique moments than having some sort of standard, ready-made experience we've been taught to ape from off the teevee. Yes, i'm one of those don't have a tv jerks (who also watches plenty of crap on this computer).

More? Less? too much? Not enough? I smell good and do right when I can.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
taking care of kids, unsure of the future, we make up songs about poop and kung fu.

the future is a flowchart. I've just come out of this.. toddlerhood tunnel, where i didn't see a lot of friends. I'm really trying to fix that. Spending time with other adults using multiple syllables with impunity. How nice does that sound!

Working part time at the moment. It's a start! (cue over the top smile and two thumbs up) I'm trying to get back into actually working, as I've been a stay-at-home dad for the last few years, and I kinda forgot what having a work schedule was like. Or wearing actual pants, not just whatever, relaxing, comfortable, vaguely exercise related pants, the uniform of the stay-at-home.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
hangin out, melting cheese, stacking blocks, makin bacon, paper planes, witty quipicisms... Look, I bring nothing to the table besides a sandwich. Just move on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very tall and I have one of those faces. Like, I look like an actor from some movie but no one can remember his name or which movie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
the word favorite is not my favorite.

Books! I used to read a lot. Lately I've been reading nothing beyond the classics of kid lit. The bests so far: AA Milne's Winnie the Pooh, Carrol's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and EB White's Stuart Little. For myself, I just started A Game of Thrones and yes, I like it. It's actually quite a nice story that I can focus on, as opposed the constant boobs on the tv show of the same name. Which, i mean yeah I like. But come on guys, low hanging fruit.

I have pretty eclectic music tastes. I know everyone says that. I used to dj on KUSF for years, so I have a pinch of street cred when I say it. But I'm generally able to enjoy quality music from any genre if I'm in the right mood.

organic, seasonal, grass fed, shade grown, cruelty free, farmer direct, carbon negative, solar powered, sustainably produced, simply prepared foods. <---said with irony, but it's also how I roll.

Growing tomatoes, strawberries, lettuce, kale, and eggs right now. Trying to keep the garden zone simple. It is becoming complicated. berry bushes and fruit trees!

CHOCOLATE

willing to try anything more than once
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
health and knowledge and wealth and power
passion and poems and sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
certain people

situations, moments from the past that maybe didn't go quite right. Or other moments that went perfectly.

Leaves fall in the breeze, the laughter of children. Little rainbows diffracting around my eyelashes.

the demise of the middle class. drone strikes. whistle blowers.

robots. the future. what might have been.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on the internet. watchin the teevee. whatever, man. Amateur hour, if you ask me. On a typical wednesday afternoon tho? Man I could be riding elephants. Or. something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a complicated home life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you're smart, cute, open, fun, caring, honest, silly, bored, etc. If you're still reading or especially if you just skipped down to this part first. If you think anything I said was interesting. If you can bare me seeing you in my visitors section and knowing you didn't. Oh.. How dare you? HOW DARE YOU.