I don't know anything. I don't know everything.
I write poems about writing poems, but i do it ironically, or so i tell myself.
I am literally the funniest, most charming man on the planet.
No really what do you put here? uhmmmm.. I've always been a cat person but I'm thinking about getting a dog. I prefer dark chocolate and crinkly, caramelized cheese to whatever the alternatives to those are. DILF. Kinda over 'the scene.' But there's got to be something cool going on, right? Or maybe I'm just hangin with the wrong people.
Generally more interested in having quiet, unique moments than having some sort of standard, ready-made experience we've been taught to ape from off the teevee. Yes, i'm one of those don't have a tv jerks (who also watches plenty of crap on this computer).
More? Less? too much? Not enough? I smell good and do right when I can.