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iadakai

30 M Edmonton, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
This is my profile. There are many like it, but this one is mine, a manifesto masquerading as a dating résumé. To begin, my favourite season is Autumn. If you're an autumnal person as well you'll know exactly what that means. It's the season in which I celebrate life, experience changes ...and honey? if you haven't been to the Fringe with me, you don't really know me.

I complement dreamers better than any other type, or at least I feel that to these I have the most to give. Preferably you've got some discipline, though. If you're a bit narcissistic, I can dig it. I am fallible, foolish, intense, and devoutly sincere.

Who says you can't practise sincerity? I write and toy with capricious semantics and often I make confessions that sound like your uncle after a bottle of Jack Daniels and his daughter's wedding. Words are playthings for eternally childish spirits who can never stop learning about serious business like emotion.

My friend circle is very sex-positive, and I am a slut at heart. That said, respect is imperative in everything even (ESPECIALLY) when you're tied up in a dungeon wearing nothing but a dirty word. Romantically, I'm slain by a combination of fierce and fragile: those whom I can never take for granted but around whom I don't have to be afraid for being "weak". I consume affection and intimacy ravenously. I count communication and trust as ten times more important than anything else in a relationship. I firmly believe that feminism is a cause that ultimately benefits men, too.

I'm not timid, but I am far more likely to seek accord than conflict. I dance exactly like you would expect of a suburban white boy with the privilege of self-confidence endowed to those who are tall and well-hung. I'd like to be in love, actually. I'm working on it.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for a nonprofit health organisation. I can just about reasonably call myself a programmer, though I have no official training on the subject. Also I mostly do VB, SQL and Xml.

I don't like the label "geek"! i refuse to self-identify that way even as I enjoy learning CS concepts in my spare time. Let us be clear: programming == power derived from arcane languages representing deep otherwordly systems, which can be used for either "good" or for "evil": we are actually wizards, bitchez.

I hope that my other strange passion may some day be realised: I want to create sick Natural Language Processing algorithms and software for language learners. That is, I'm studying (computer) language to enable me to study human language.

... there goes Alice, down the rabbit-hole. You go, girl.
I’m really good at
I'm an empty essay... fill me out!

Yeah that's what she s... forget it. Read ahead.
The first things people usually notice about me
Though I'm Canadian by birth I had an unusual upbringing and so my accent is a bit formal. I compensate by cursing a lot, fuck you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For atmosphere: Massive Attack, Amon Tobin / Two Fingers, Pretty Lights, Jon Hopkins, Bonobo, Beardyman, Kanye West, the XX, Flume, RJD2 / Soul Position, Peace Orchestra, Radiohead / Thom Yorke, Antônio Carlos Jobim, Future Sound of London, Boards of Canada, DJ Shadow, Deadmau5

(...Fuckin' beat-boxing, live looping audio-electric chaos. Ambient-ish shimmering electro acoustic, or dance music; jarring noises and squirting horns, overtures, explosions, stuttering tapes, gooey strings hanging everywhere like a mess, and lyrics that may or may not be recognisable as English! Opera, ballet, and fringe theatre! (I get savagely carried away.))

...Weird whimsical slightly depressing existential and possibly foreign s.f. dramatic comedic cinema!: Being John Malkovich, Black Swan, Holy Motors, The Truman Show, Blue Valentine, Her, The Prestige, Mr Nobody, The Fall, any Studio Ghilbi ...and 'Up'

...I'm not watching any TV until the next season of 'Orange is the New Black' gets out. or the new 'Community'. I watch Formula 1 sometimes, for some reason.

...Literature?
Imagination, controversy and linguistic pyrotechnics (Lolita); a harrowing sense not of alternate reality per se, but of unexpected consciousness (Stranger in a Strange Land, Foundation). Literotica.

...Oh, food?
Spicy as hell. Tonnes of kimchee, curry, and Vietnamese soup.

...Oh, religion?
Avocado.

...I play games very occasionally. Actually I get into them hugely for a week, exploring their world and testing for bugs. and then I file them away as nostalgia, I haven't finished a game since 'Mario 64'. Unless you count '2048': hurray binary logic.
The six things I could never do without
(Going to divert this topic.)

In a romantically committed relationship, I need to give head, lots. preferably often. I need my partner to be someone I am wildly attracted to, whose company I enjoy, who knows how to receive as well as how to give affection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What other people are thinking about.

Especially the quiet ones. *prod*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fancy women's feet. Wouldn't want to call it a fetish, just a weird itch in my character that makes me feel like a pervert every time I see a girl who couldn't be arsed to wear shoes all day and so she opts for flip-flops instead. So far as I'm concerned she might as well have come out naked.

Fuck, any source of bottomless fascination that makes me feel like a little boy at the brink of creaming his shorts is a GOOD THING.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
We can have a conversation about something other than pop culture. I'm waaaaaaaay behind on that score.

You're feisty, sincere, independent but not too innocent.

Maybe you speak Portuguese or Japanese and you'd like to indulge my efforts to practise.

You have music recommendations! With links!

If you like strong coffee and especially coffee that turns into a few good beer, and if you think that this could be the jumping off point for some kind of experience, then Ah, we already have a philosophy in common.

Yes, my personality froths WAY OVER THE TOP in this profile.
I am aware. Don't let hesitation be the reason you don't write.

And finally, you should write if you are an intellectually-predisposed, stylish, smarmy brunette with big feet who I may or may not hoist into my arms and carry to bed.