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iadakai

30 M Edmonton, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
This is my profile. There are many like it, but this one is mine, a manifesto masquerading as a dating résumé. To begin, my favourite season is Autumn. If you're an autumnal person as well you'll know exactly what that means. It's the season in which I celebrate life, experience changes ...and honey? if you haven't been to the Fringe with me, you don't really know me.

I complement dreamers better than any other type, or at least I feel that to these I have the most to give. Preferably you've got some discipline, though. If you're a bit narcissistic, I can dig it. I am fallible, foolish, intense, and devoutly sincere.

Who says you can't practise sincerity? I write and toy with capricious semantics and often I make confessions that sound like your uncle after a bottle of Jack Daniels and his daughter's wedding. Words are playthings for eternally childish spirits who can never stop learning about serious business like emotion.

My friend circle is very sex-positive, and I am a slut at heart. That said, respect is imperative in everything even (ESPECIALLY) when you're tied up in a dungeon wearing nothing but a dirty word. Romantically, I'm slain by a combination of fierce and fragile: those whom I can never take for granted but around whom I don't have to be afraid for being "weak". I consume affection and intimacy ravenously. I count communication and trust as ten times more important than anything else in a relationship. I firmly believe that feminism is a cause that ultimately benefits men, too.

I'm not timid, but I am far more likely to seek accord than conflict. I dance exactly like you would expect of a suburban white boy with the privilege of self-confidence endowed to those who are tall and well-hung. I'd like to be in love, actually. I'm working on it.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for a nonprofit health organisation. I can just about reasonably call myself a programmer. I don't like the label "geek", but to me programming == power derived from arcane languages representing deep otherwordly systems, which can be used for either "good" or for "evil". That is kind of nerdy I guess.

I want to create sick Natural Language Processing algorithms and software for language learners.

I cook a bit, mostly vegetarian dishes and curries.

I dance a bit. Any kind of electronica will do.
I’m really good at
I'm an empty essay... fill me out!

Yeah that's what she s... forget it. Read ahead.
The first things people usually notice about me
Though I'm Canadian by birth I had an unusual upbringing and so my accent is a bit formal. I compensate by cursing a lot, fuck you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For atmosphere: Massive Attack, Amon Tobin / Two Fingers, Pretty Lights, Jon Hopkins, Bonobo, Beardyman, Kanye West, the XX, Flume, RJD2 / Soul Position, Peace Orchestra, Radiohead / Thom Yorke, Antônio Carlos Jobim, Future Sound of London, Boards of Canada, DJ Shadow, Deadmau5

(...Fuckin' beat-boxing, live looping audio-electric chaos. Ambient-ish shimmering electro acoustic, or dance music; jarring noises and squirting horns, overtures, explosions, stuttering tapes, gooey strings hanging everywhere like a mess, and lyrics that may or may not be recognisable as English! Opera, ballet, and fringe theatre! (I get savagely carried away.))

...Weird whimsical slightly depressing existential and possibly foreign s.f. dramatic comedic cinema!: Being John Malkovich, Black Swan, Holy Motors, The Truman Show, Blue Valentine, Her, The Prestige, Mr Nobody, The Fall, any Studio Ghilbi ...and 'Up'

...I'm not watching any TV until the next season of 'Orange is the New Black' gets out. or the new 'Community'. I watch Formula 1 sometimes, for some reason.

...Literature?
Imagination, controversy and linguistic pyrotechnics (Lolita); a harrowing sense not of alternate reality per se, but of unexpected consciousness (Stranger in a Strange Land, Foundation). Literotica.

...Oh, food?
Spicy as hell. Tonnes of kimchee, curry, and Vietnamese soup.

...Oh, religion?
Avocado.

...I play games very occasionally. Actually I get into them hugely for a week, exploring their world and testing for bugs. and then I file them away as nostalgia, I haven't finished a game since 'Mario 64'. Unless you count '2048': hurray binary logic.
The six things I could never do without
(Going to divert this topic.)

In a romantically committed relationship, I need to give head, lots. preferably often. I need my partner to be someone I am wildly attracted to, whose company I enjoy, who knows how to receive as well as how to give affection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What other people are thinking about.
Especially the quiet ones. *prod*

Where's that line between being conscientious, and "thinking too much" so that you get caught up in knots? I'm super envious of you if you don't know what I mean.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Arr you be my shimmering mermaid, dear
on yer rock singing tides fro and to
Ye who dumb the false sirens;
ne'er mind their treacherous whines!
I'll be raising my mast dear for you

For I don't trust the seafaring prayer
to sailors past: to "bear me alive o'r yer graves"
I've seen a reflection awakened,
black inhospitable Fate:
Her deep glassy gaze 'neath the waves

Lashing whispers that taunt the men in dead tongues
Poisoned courage with its numbing lead taste
The slobbering wind on me cheeks;
—aye, but there's no storm like the faith
in a dozen broad chests crossed in haste

So the night sky erupted, shining, outraged
Souls alight on the deck with despair
Her fingers trembling splintered
and shivered me timbers
shook me o'rboard my dreamboat, la Mer

Heed the drunken rats to the rescue
"Never fear! we've a plan, wait and see
we'll swarm 'er with corpses
leave yer mind! hold yer breath!
open wide, mate! and swallow the sea"

Ah... left behind as a memory dissolved
It breaks in the distance, wretched boat!
Its seams only plastered
with rum and molasses:
though I can't swim my heart keeps me afloat

Till steering the clouds clear, defiant
as thieves' stolen jewels you appeared
By the air high over Earth
you cure me waterlogged thirst;
myriad eyes sprinkling freshwater tears

Entreating the desperate widow for leave
to the land where her heavy sighs break
Squirming with life, infested, skin dappled
by salt crystals, kelp, crustaceans, mackerels
Neptune's progeny cling in my wake

At last, fatigued by the weight
in her moist bosom she heaved me ashore
and retreats for the damp ocean bed
on her vast soggy floor
(yet writhing so lovely, my midwife, that whore!)

Finally relieved of the outcast
she carelessly sprays brackish glee
My voyage now submits to love's verse
its crescendo subsides
tamed by yer poem to the sea

Still, I have one treasure left
one sentiment, my coveted pearl
kept fast in a cleft
in my mind livid, fixed on this gift
of my only ethereal girl

...Aye. 'Tis an end. I am near.
To my shimmering mermaid, my true:
I sing for a crowd of men, wild
as from here on my isle
my soul it be sailin' for you

...

I fancy women's feet. Wouldn't want to call it a fetish, just a weird itch in my character that makes me feel like a pervert every time I see a girl who couldn't be arsed to wear shoes all day and so she opts for flip-flops instead. So far as I'm concerned she might as well have come out naked.

Fuck, any source of bottomless fascination that makes me feel like a little boy at the brink of creaming his shorts is a GOOD THING.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
We can have a conversation about something other than pop culture. I'm waaaaaaaay behind on that score.

You're feisty, sincere, independent but not too innocent.

Maybe you speak Portuguese or Japanese and you'd like to indulge my efforts to practise.

You have music recommendations! With links!

If you like strong coffee and especially coffee that turns into a few good beer, and if you think that this could be the jumping off point for some kind of experience, then Ah, we already have a philosophy in common.

Yes, my personality froths WAY OVER THE TOP in this profile.
I am aware. Don't let hesitation be the reason you don't write.

And finally, you should write if you are an intellectually-predisposed, stylish, smarmy brunette with big feet who I may or may not hoist into my arms and carry to bed.