The kindest thing to do now is to alienate anyone who would have to hold their tongue round me in person. (uh.... unintentional innuendo. that rarely happens) —No, I am NOT laid-back and easygoing. yes, I think I might be polyamorous. I don't like sarcasm especially. deadpan humour is better.
My method of self-expression is like a dam: I quietly reserve most of what flows into me behind a wall of heavily-engineered self-awareness and periodically gush forth, very controlled but forceful. Unlike a dam I like to think that my influence on my environment is much more benevolent than destructive. To my very dearest friends I regularly make confessions that sound like your uncle after a bottle of Jack Daniels and his daughter's wedding.
I'm very sex-positive. Actually, yes, as of now (2013-11-18) I'm on okcupid looking mostly for sex because I know that what's I'm GREAT at doing; but I do want more than that.
(It's important to note that this does NOT involve being anything but polite to start)
I believe that respect is imperative in everything even (ESPECIALLY) when you're tied up in a dungeon wearing nothing but a dirty word.
Historically, I'm slain by a combination of fierce and fragile, someone I can never take for granted but around whom I don't have to be afraid for being "weak".
You're opinionated, not just for the sport of disagreeing with people. You want to be listened to. Instead of social status, you live by words or some other form of expression.
I'm not timid, and I can be your passport to unusual situations on occasion. I "come off as" kind of arrogant in loud public settings, which is a surprise to me because I'm more likely to seek accord than conflict. I like the freaky things about you that your Gran must never ever find out about.
I consume affection and intimacy ravenously, given the chance. I count communication and trust as ten times more important than anything else.