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  • Ages 22–36
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Last online
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Doesn’t want kids
English, Japanese (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm only here to meet the minimum character limit of a self-summary and maintain the treasury of conversations past with (you know who you are).

I am a happily libtarded, self-identified feminist. You might roll your eyes at me because:

- the letters I write are too long
- I eat (and cook) scrambled eggs with chopsticks
- I dance like I'm a gay man on MDMA
- for how I pronounce the word 'schedule'

Dislikes: anti-vaxxers. when a character's mobile phone vibrates in a tv show, because I always think that it's my phone vibrating nearby. hard-boiled eggs, decaffeinated coffee, line dancing (how does anyone do it un-ironically? I don't understand), not cuddling, the insane bullshit prices of Apple's peripheral devices and connectors, excessive pop-culture references, North Korea.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I think I'm not very judgmental and I'm quite ready to admit my flaws. That's not much fun to talk about, is it? Ooookay...

Fine. We're all adults here, and I'm fucking brilliant at performing oral sex, because it's my favourite thing by far.
The first things people usually notice about me
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At my best, I think I come off as somewhere between Ralph Fiennes and George Carlin. Though if I have to pick an idol, it's Einstein, other than the fact that he was bad to his wives—maybe give me a bit of James Deen instead.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I prefer electronic music. I like Massive Attack, Amon Tobin / Two Fingers, RJD2, Flume, Boards of Canada, L'Orange, Kanye, Daniel Avery, Bonobo, Nina Simone. I've a large Japanoise/Industrial collection, too. Dislikes: modern rock & country. I once saw Rush while stoned out of my mind and it was great.

Film: more weird shit. I am subtitles, animation, and drama. Like Wes Anderson (esp. Fantastic Mr Fox and Grand Budapest Hotel), Holy Motors, any Miyazake / Kurosawa, Mr Nobody, Mary and Max, Her, Kung Fu Hustle, Cidade de Deus, Les triplettes de Belleville, American History X, Truman Show. Dislikes: plot arcs where the chief romantic coupling suffers a petty misunderstanding at 3/4 film length just so that they can make amends in the action-and-melodrama -packed climax.

Telly: not much. I'm a South Park fan. I've watched all of Archer, Community, ...most recently I've been bingeing on 30 Rock, and Holy Shit Tina Fey is the full package. Come to think of it— clever, strong-willed, petite left-handed women constitute the majority of my romantic crushes so far.

Food: I crave SPICY. ALL asian cuisine, seafood, omelettes with lots of olives and mushroom and spinach; kimchee, cheese, avocado. I'm not a vegetarian but I could easily be, except for Pho. If I cook you a curry I will do so completely from scratch.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a 100% self-taught programmer but mostly console stuff, I really wish I knew more about networky protocols than I do. I guess I'm sort of nerdy, but I'm really not "nerdy / geeky" in that hip pop-culture way. Not at all.

.... but oh my fucking God. The Internet Wayback Machine has a record of my dating profile 6 months after I lost my virginity.

I grew up the oldest of 4, three sisters, while up to 14 children lived in my home while I was growing up. I'm great with kids, but I don't think I want any of my own. I think children are evil.