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iamalouse

24 New Orleans, LA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–29
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 28
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are dead. "
-Aldous Huxley

Just your average Discordian clownlette. Making slow waves in this expansive universe, hoping this show will never end. I spend a lot of time trying to discover better ways to be the muse.

I like the woods, traveling, self sufficiency, collecting weird bones and rocks and other dead things, drawing, painting, costumes, greasepaint, balloons, food, cartoonz, strip club steaks, shaking my ass, and generally being a creep.

I find myself drawn to strange dark corners; the sound of breaking glass; untouched nature; one-of-a-kind artists; primary colors; and sparkly things. One day I'm gonna have a magnificent castle and sit around all day shooting wine glasses with a .22, listening to jazz and drinking pudding from kiddie pools with a crazy straw.

My color is red. I'm an introverted extrovert. I like to draw clown pinups and I love to scratch art onto people.

I'm an ex sex worker and proud. Finally getting the hang of being a woman, and I'm madly in love with my partner.

Yes, I do smoke. But I'm sure to quit again soon.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it.
Planning the rest of it with this wonderful man:quivahsdeeclown
Right now I live my life by the seasons. Seasonal work, seasonal travel... I do a lot of weird shit.

I'm also an aspiring tattoo artist and I do some pretty decent work.
I’m really good at
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Cooking, boosting morale, painting, radical honesty, being a bum, loiter squad, making pancakes, doodling, being domestic, being dirty, makeup, cutting hair, dancing, being friendly, tattoos, being a clown...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the red and black pigtails. More likely they notice my baby pig before me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Black metal, doom metal, that sorta thing, bluegrass, old country, hip hop, bounce music, ragtime, jazz, blues, old timey shit, and so much more as far as music goes...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mountains
Music
Greasepaint
Friends
Boots
Bivvy sack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sacrificing virgins to Satan.
You should message me if
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...you are super rad and you think we should be friends.

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