Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only
completely consistent people are dead. "
Just your average Discordian clownlette. Making slow waves in this
expansive universe, hoping this show will never end. I spend a lot
of time trying to discover better ways to be the muse.
I like the woods, traveling, self sufficiency, collecting weird
bones and rocks and other dead things, drawing, painting, costumes,
greasepaint, balloons, food, cartoonz, strip club steaks, shaking
my ass, and generally being a creep.
I find myself drawn to strange dark corners; the sound of breaking
glass; untouched nature; one-of-a-kind artists; primary colors; and
sparkly things. One day I'm gonna have a magnificent castle and sit
around all day shooting wine glasses with a .22, listening to jazz
and drinking pudding from kiddie pools with a crazy straw.
My color is red. I'm an introverted extrovert. I like to draw clown
pinups and I love to scratch art onto people.
I'm an ex sex worker and proud. Finally getting the hang of being a
woman, and I'm madly in love with my partner.
Yes, I do smoke. But I'm sure to quit again soon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Planning the rest of it with this wonderful man:quivahsdeeclown
Right now I live my life by the seasons. Seasonal work, seasonal
travel... I do a lot of weird shit.
I'm also an aspiring tattoo artist and I do some pretty decent
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, boosting morale, painting, radical honesty, being a bum,
loiter squad, making pancakes, doodling, being domestic, being
dirty, makeup, cutting hair, dancing, being friendly, tattoos,
being a clown...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the red and black pigtails. More likely they notice my
baby pig before me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Black metal, doom metal, that sorta thing, bluegrass, old country,
hip hop, bounce music, ragtime, jazz, blues, old timey shit, and so
much more as far as music goes...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sacrificing virgins to Satan.
You should message me if
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...you are super rad and you think we should be friends.
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