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iamcootis

28 / M / straight / Single

Austin, Texas

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My Self-Summary

I'm a computer programmer by trade. I like reading, writing, riding my bike, photography, film,painting,playing guitar, watching dark comedies and drinking dark beers. I do Bikram yoga about twice a week and I own a cat.

My life is pretty stress, drama and baggage free.

What I’m doing with my life

I was unemployed for the first part of the year and I recently got a new job. I sure miss unemployment. I'm usually playing guitar and singing for my band or painting stuff. OH yeah..and I dug up my backyard and started an organic garden.

I’m really good at

Trivia, making people laugh, laughing at myself, laughing at other people, problem solving, holding onto money, getting into awkward situations, driving, being on time, storytelling

Things I'm above average at:
Writing, Reading comprehension, mathematics

Things I'm average at:
Guitar, acting, painting, bowling, golf, photography, cooking

Things I suck at:
Dancing, fighting, finding things to paint, lying

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm not as awesome as my online profile would lead you to believe. And I have a big nose and curly hair.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books - A Confederacy of Dunces, The Last Picture Show, Tropic of Capricorn, Tropic of Cancer, Cat's Cradle, Prozac Nation, On The Road, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Last Exit to Brooklyn, The World According to Garp, 1984, Slaughterhouse-five, The Fountainhead, Grapes of Wrath, Lolita, The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Movies - Gummo, Annie Hall, The 400 blows, All the Real Girls, Amelie, American Beauty, American Splendor, Amores Perros, Band of Outsiders, Caddyshack, Crumb, Donnie Darko, Garden State, Ghost World, Happiness, Ken Park, The Last Picture Show, Love Actually, Love and Death, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Napoleon Dynamite, Over the Edge, Revenge of the Nerds, Sideways, True Stories, Welcome to the Dollhouse, What's eating Gilbert Grape, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Zardoz, Catch 22

Music - Silkworm, Pavement, Maria Taylor, Regina Spektor, The Good Life, Idlewild, Talking Heads, The Cure, Heartless Bastards, Modest Mouse, Bright Eyes, Cursive, Our Lady Peace, Mates of State, Better Than Ezra, Pink Nasty, Built to Spill, Murder by Death, Midlake, Spoon, Bottomless Pit

TV - Lost, How I Met Your Mother, Family Guy, Twin Peaks

food - sushi, Mediterranean

The six things I could never do without

1. floss
2. internet
3. books
4. silence
5. sleep
6. water

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How much better the future is going to be.

On a typical Friday night I am

At a show, somewhere on Red River or at home watching a movie and/or reading a book.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I sleep in the nude.

You should message me if

you live in Austin and you think I'm cute. Or if you just think I'm cute. Or if you want to tell me why you think I'm not cute. Extra points go to those who live in North Austin.

You can play keyboards and you want to write songs with me.

Or if you want to make t-shirt designs that I can screen print and we can sell on etsy.