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22 Bethesda, MD Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 7:47pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hi there, glad you could make it!

I'm simultaneously a DC native, Chinese Jamaican, and dual Canadian-American citizen, which makes me a Chimacainadianwashingtonian. I suppose. I am open to other demonym suggestions.

Right now, I'm working for a nonprofit, and thinking of ways I can help improve the future.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living the glamorous life of a nonprofit worker by day, working on law school apps by night.

Meanwhile, you might find me at a local show, waiting for the metro, the store.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking of topical puns to use for bar trivia team names. (Current favorite: Floyd Mayweather's school for kids who can't read good)

Spinning a pen around all of my fingers.

Doing the world's mediocre-est impression of Christopher Walken.

These three specific things are the only things that I can do.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a giant. Especially at family reunions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Manufacturing Consent, The Conquest of Bread, Debt: The First 5000 Years, Orientalism, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Brothers Karamazov, The Kingkiller Chronicle, Meditations, For Want of a Nail, The Man in the High Castle.

Movies: The Godfather I/II (they only made two), Drive, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Good Will Hunting, American Beauty, Amelie, City of God

Shows: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Arrested Development, House of Cards, True Detective.

Music: Off the top of my head, here's a selection of the stuff I'm into: The Decemberists, Typhoon, San Fermin, Neutral Milk Hotel, Schubert, Insomnium, Amon Amarth, Beirut, Gregory Alan Isakov, Joe Pug, Tinariwen, Laura Marling, The National, Yann Tiersen, Balmorhea

Food: Pretty much anything, Except nuts - those'll kill me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Lists
2. A fresh set of guitar strings
3. A pull-up bar
4. A good pair of headphones
5. A cast-iron pan
6. My collection of awesome jackets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Embarrassing moments from ten years ago. How to improve the world. How to improve myself. Existence. What's for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar with friends in DC/Bethesda. Playing board games over drinks. At a show at the 9:30 club/Black Cat/other concert venue. Asleep.

These activities are not necessarily mutually exclusive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I click on "I have read and accepted the terms and conditions" without having read and accepted the terms and conditions.
You should message me if
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If you mispronounce words that you've read, but never heard.