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iamhedonism

33 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 11, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Whatever I take, I take too much or too little; I do not take the exact amount. The exact amount is no use to me."

I am a(n)
-restaurant manger
-functioning workaholic
-craft beer specialist (the research is as good as you think)
-foodie (hate using that word, but it gets the point across)
-amateur cocktailer (noticing a Freudian trend?)
-not-always-practicing martial artist
-fight fan
-unabashed dork
-information sponge
-ink collector

I work some pretty rough hours, so getting to meet people other than drunk college kids (there are a lot at my place) can be challenging. I still love giving people food and booze and making them happy. It beats selling insurance. It was a phase. Please don't judge me.

The online experiment for dating has produced mixed results. So have all other forms of drumming up prospects, so I'll allow for the continuation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am
-laying the first bricks of an empire.
-making people happy, one delicious beer at a time.
-trying to make little improvements to keep myself from running off the rails.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-making lists
-logic
-perseverance
-left hooks
-margaritas (I did manage several Mexican spots)
-conversation
-analysis
-sarcasm
-choking people (I mean in the martial arts way....mostly)
-chili
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a ridiculous smart ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Philosophy and history. Nietzsche, Dennett, Dawkins, Schoppenhauer, Emerson, Gladwell.

Movies ; The Way of the Gun, Old School, Irreversible, Anything hysterical or disturbing.

Music: Everything, and I do mean anything. El-P, Queens of the Stone Age, Muddy Waters, George Clinton, The Wu-Tang Clan, Aesop Rock, Mozart, Slayer, The Blood Brothers, Ministry, Tool, Converter, The Black Keys Etc

TV: Not so much. Only shows I ever got into with a plot were The Shield (and Now Sons of Anarchy because it's the same writer), the X-Files, and Game of Thrones. The internet made my addiction to The Daily Show possible, so I have no use for cable. A good Nat Geo show will keep me entertained.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Google, beer, coffee, exercise, fried food, sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to put in my mouth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a rocket scientist, lingerie model with a passion for cooking.

If that happens to not be you, but you're chill, trying to find your version of success, have a gym membership and want to grab a pint of delicious beer sometime, I'd like to hear from you anyway.