Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Whatever I take, I take too much or too little; I do not take the
exact amount. The exact amount is no use to me."
I am a(n)
-craft beer specialist (the research is as good as you think)
-foodie (hate using that word, but it gets the point across)
-amateur cocktailer (noticing a Freudian trend?)
-not-always-practicing martial artist
I work some pretty rough hours, so getting to meet people other
than drunk college kids (there are a lot at my place) can be
challenging. I still love giving people food and booze and making
them happy. It beats selling insurance. It was a phase. Please
don't judge me.
The online experiment for dating has produced mixed results. So
have all other forms of drumming up prospects, so I'll allow for
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-laying the first bricks of an empire.
-making people happy, one delicious beer at a time.
-trying to make little improvements to keep myself from running off
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-margaritas (I did manage several Mexican spots)
-choking people (I mean in the martial arts way....mostly)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a ridiculous smart ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Philosophy and history. Nietzsche, Dennett, Dawkins,
Schoppenhauer, Emerson, Gladwell.
Movies ; The Way of the Gun, Old School, Irreversible, Anything
hysterical or disturbing.
Music: Everything, and I do mean anything. El-P, Queens of the
Stone Age, Muddy Waters, George Clinton, The Wu-Tang Clan, Aesop
Rock, Mozart, Slayer, The Blood Brothers, Ministry, Tool,
Converter, The Black Keys Etc
TV: Not so much. Only shows I ever got into with a plot were The
Shield (and Now Sons of Anarchy because it's the same writer), the
X-Files, and Game of Thrones. The internet made my addiction to The
Daily Show possible, so I have no use for cable. A good Nat Geo
show will keep me entertained.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Google, beer, coffee, exercise, fried food, sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to put in my mouth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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You're a rocket scientist, lingerie model with a passion for
If that happens to not be you, but you're chill, trying to find
your version of success, have a gym membership and want to grab a
pint of delicious beer sometime, I'd like to hear from you anyway.
Who are you looking for?
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