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I feel incredibly blessed that people click me on quick match as often as they do. I'm flattered. But so many people click that button on here that I honestly can't keep up. So write me an email because the quick match queue is longer than any human could possibly ever truely process in a non-asshole way.

I am queer.

Seeking a partner for a serious, committed relationship. Open or monogamous. Happy to relocate - even to the other side of the world.

I want to settle down with someone close to my age and have as much fun as possible. Explore everything. Go everywhere. If I like you I will fall for you very fast. If I don't like you - you will know just as fast.

I miss being with someone day to day. I miss sleeping next to someone - many nights a week. I miss my life being entwined with someone else's. I miss my legs being entwined with someone else's. I miss always having someone to be with when I get home from work or being out. I want my partners to want to be with me as much as possible.

I think I am just one of those silly people who really finds a great deal of my life happiness in having a good, serious relationship where the people actually talk to each other a lot and spend quite a bit of time together. Plan a future together.

I would really like to be in another relationship, so, Tick Tock assholes, what are you all waiting for?

I love beards. Any kind. But full bushy manly beards will make me almost faint. It drives me wild. Just looking at them. But I'm finding all kinds of twirly mustaches and goatees, wolverine side burns and even shaven faces more and more acceptable as time progresses.

I am searching for new and old friends as well.

It would also be nice to become non-sexual friends with other poly people as well as mono people.

I am also seeking hobby friends for Game of Thrones and Star Treking, basketball playing, xbox-ing, geeking out, little random nerd fests, sci fi cons, ppl to hike with, people to go to see concerts with who actually fucking dance and sing like out loud and all crazy cause you can't help it otherwise you might explode.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Twitter blog @acerdefacer
Xbox 360 GT TFakeSlimShady

Retired activist. Former landlord. Enjoying the flexibility that brings. Waiting for my ankle to heal. Reading a lot, hanging out with my partners, friends and sometimes family. Going to the gym. Trail running. Spending time chatting and talking to long distance friends. Legos. Robots. Lego Robots. Actively searching for other partners. Watching tv shows. Seeing lots of theater. Hiking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mosh pits. Starting mosh pits. Surviving them. Hitch hiking. The Appalachian Trail. Cooking. Cuddling. Yoga. Watching movies. Huluing and Netflixery. Tweeting. Taking long walks even though I no longer have the dog. I'm a great work out buddy. I meditate daily. I love to dance. At home in the kitchen or on the dance floor at a wedding. I live for live music. I am good at shopping - but shopping with someone you hardly know is not easy. Talking. I'm great at talking at the same time as you but still hearing everything you say. I can over analyze anything. Worrying. I am a fantastic worrier. It just comes naturally. I am great at being anxious. I can do it, like, all day...

Helping out w family and friends. I used to like thrift store shopping and trash picking but due to my allergies these activities are on hold. I'm not good at being alone. I instantly forget all the fun things in life there are to do. I want someone to explore everything with.

I am a morning person. I generally get up pretty early when I'm alone.

I move at the speed of Manhattan. Usually faster.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I like the container store way more than I should.

That I write incredibly short, curt emails and texts before I meet anyone. In real life I actually totally never fucking shut up. I will try to be friendlier and more outgoing to you all.

Someone was very leary of my "all selfie" photos. Let me comment on that. I normally don't let anyone take photos of me. The last thing one of my friends would expect is for me to ask that person to take a photo of me or us unless it was the Grand Canyon. I used to hate selfies. But now I love them. I am actually doing shit. And stopping to take photos in the middle of it would result in the universe imploding. The last time I actually asked an old friend to pose in a photo was at an airport and I randomly ran into him and he looked at me like who took over your brain. I refuse to take pictures at concerts. I refuse to take pictures of other people at concerts when they ask. Life is life. And I live it very fucking full. We don't need a picture of every goddamned thing we do. There is no pic of my best friend and I. Why do we need photographic proof for strangers we don't even like that we are friends. We don't. If I said I am a photographer and had all selfies - well then we would all bow down and worship at the altar of my selfies. The only reason I took those photos was for this fucking profile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm reading No Impact Man. Sandman, The Sword of Truth, The Game of Thrones (can't wait for the next one), The Hunger Games, Last Man comic, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Animal, Vegetable Miracle... I met James Meek and he insisted that I needed to read better books - so I ordered the People's Act of Love. Very good.

Movies: Real Genius, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Brave Little Toaster, About a Boy, Pirates of the Caribbean - all three. I'm such a crap. The Big Lebowski... LOTR, The Hobbit, I just watched Gravity - script was terrible - but the movie was fucking thrilling otherwise. I watch a lot of movies and films - you'd think I would have a more organized opinion about it. But I like experiencing the characters in series better - so that explains it.?? Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

TV: Firefly, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Battlestar Gallactica (new one), Caprica, Lie to Me, I like the House... Modern Family. Game of Thrones. I love TV. I don't have one in the city - but the web... streamy streamy... Back off a my Burn Notice, Glee (I fast forward most of the songs though), Bored to Death, Girls, Portlandia, Community, Dr Who, Hell on Wheels, Copper, Arrow, Revolution, Enlightened, Survivors, first season of Jericho is one of my absolute favs. LOST, Swamp People, mountain men, dual survival,

Shows: I like musicals. I used to see lots of theater in nyc. Glee probably tipped your off at this point. My favorites are Hedwig and the angry inch (which is back in NY!!), Grease, War Horse, Book of Mormon.

Web series: The Guild, Legend of Neil, Between Two Ferns, Dr Horrible - can't wait for #2, Auto-tune the News, Squatters.

Music: I will pretty much go see anything. Life is what I do in between my favorite bands making albums and touring.

Ipod Right now... Giving the table a name - has crawled under my skin. I can't turn it off. I don't want to. The Civil Wars, Foxy Shazam, Bon Iver, The Bee Gees, Chicago, Queen, Patrick Stump, Midnight Oil, Grizzly Bear, The New Pornographers... Vampire Weekend, Royksopp, Pinback, Mason Jennings, Katy Perry, Jack Johnson, Antony and the Johnsons, Gillian Welch. Andrew Bird, Wolf Parade, Elliott Smith, Crystal Castles... always always always Fall Out Boy. I love pop, country, blue grass, top 40, holiday music.

Food: Mexican, Korean, Thai, Japanese. In that order.

Video games: Bubble Shooter, Dr. Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Asassins Creed, Dragon Age, just started Skyrim.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Striker and flint
My car
Sleeping bag
Water bottle
Bar of soap
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to motivate myself.

New ways to solve my problems.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am spending so much time alone that I fear I am too used to it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hitch hiked everywhere I went for 6-7 years of my life.

I am incredibly confident in most all situations. At the same time I also can be very shy.

I will always tell you the truth even if I turn red while I do it.

I can sometimes (once a month) be all PMS depressed about the state of my life and where I'm at generally. Even though I am very successful. I generally spend those days alone.

I hope to never ever scuba dive ever.

Or inhale a tree bud and have a tree grow in my lung. Goddamn it that scares me so much.

If I'm doing the angry walk away from you let me go. I'll be back tomorrow.

Terrified of swimming near any seaweed or plants that grow in water even though I will do it anyhow.

I'm a 10th level Pa'u.

I hate Will Reiker.

I don't really like board games.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 35–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You must be totally wanting a long term committed relationship.
You are incredibly open minded about what relationships can be.
You must be willing and able to jump right in - big commitment from the start.
You have to have some form of obsession with music.
You have to have a very even, patient personality.
You are a very, extremely confident and decisive person.
You might have facial hair.
You might be a red head. But it's not necessary.
You must have at least 10 great photos on your profile.
You must write more than 3 words when you write me but I'm going to write as many as I want.
You must be at ease with being 100% honest 100% of the time.
Perhaps you already have kids. I love kids. Im cool with your ex's.
You must be persistent, serious and honest.
Artists/creative types will be bumped to the head of the queue.
You believe that the world can be a better place and are totally active in making it so.
You have a basic grasp and respect for the fact that not everything is soluble in water.

You should NOT message me if
Your profile pic is of your abs.
You are cheating on your other partners.
You smoke cigarettes.
You wear cologne or perfume.