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iamnotaviking

24 M Lancaster, PA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Norwegian

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Torhild the Merciless. I am NOT a Viking. I like hanging out with my buddies and drinking mead from a horn. I am in the military so to speak. I like boat rides and the occasional pillage. If you are a damsel in distress looking for a mighty warrior (and if you live in a village that has a plentiful amount of gold) feel free to message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to appease my father's dying wishes before he was struck down by that no-good weakling Gudrun
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hand-to-hand combat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I am clearly not a viking. Also my battle axe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - The Illiad.
Movies - what is movie
Shows - what is show
Music - My brother's battlecries, Amon Amarth
Food - the blood of my enemies (soon to be Gudrun)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My axe. My boat. My helmet (which belonged to my father). A goblet of Mead. My battlehorn. My blackberry~
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
AVENGING MY FATHER'S DEATH
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pillaging
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am obviously not a Viking
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know where I can find that pest Gudrun so I can finally have him slain at the hand of my sword.