My name is Sara. No h!

I love to laugh, have fun, go out with my girls and just have a good time!

Just kidding I'm not one of those chicks.

I curse a lot and I love steak and facial hair (not on me though). I am a lot less girly than my pictures might suggest, I swear I'm a girl though. That's all I got for now.

"I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist."

"In this park, it's one mawfucka for one mawfucka and all mawfuckas for all MAWfuckas."

I'm a senior at UW-Stout. I also have a job in Minneapolis. I'll be a super senior next year. I have no idea where I will be post-graduation. Honestly I am not really ready to think about it anyway. I'm thinking about just dropping out and becoming a professional steel drum player.

Words, walking, talking, typing, thinking, learning, watching tv, dealing with asshole customers, eating cheeseburgers, wearing my heart on my sleeve, fidgeting, making people giggle, making myself giggle, my own special version of a Russian accent, making lefse, remembering my dreams, wasting my time, stupid (but funny) puns, making friends.

I'm not afraid to introduce myself. OCCASIONALLY I LIKE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS. I'M ALSO REALLY FUCKING FRIENDLY. UNLESS YOU'RE A DICKHEAD. OH AND I USUALLY SMELL GOOD.

Books: I like stuff by Daniel Quinn and Eckhart Tolle. And the Harry Potter series. And Blankets by Craig Thompson. Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer. I don't really read much anymore.

Movies: Mostly blood, gore, and funnies. Possession (1981), The Descent, The Shining, Tokyo Gore Police, Perfume, Dead Snow, The Fly, Encino Man, Stepbrothers, Scary Movie 3, any Judd Apatow film, any Kevin Smith film.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Kenny vs. Spenny, True Blood, Dexter, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Trailer Park Boys

Music

Food: Meat, cheese, salad (HAHA JUS' KIDDIN'), cheeseburgers, eggs, potatoes, garlic, dolmas, pad thai, garbanzo beans, mixed nuts, Gatorade, White Castle, milk. I fucking love milk.

The future, if other people think about what I am thinking about, the things I should be doing while I am not doing them, sexy time, why people do what they do, why I do what I do, why people like Nickelback, statistics I could never possibly know (like how many people in a crowded room are virgins), and food.

I played WoW for five years.
I've met a lot of people from this website.
Sometimes I take shots of apple cider vinegar.
Children make me feel uncomfortable, but I admire them.
I'm not looking for a serious relationship.
I can't stand Bruno Mars. Or being called baby.
I'm not partial to holding hands.

You can make me laugh, you know basic grammar, you're not nuts, or you swear like a fucking sailor and you think it's cute when a girl does too.

Also, please do not message me if you plan on sending me a generic message that you've copy-pasted to every other girl before me.

Oh and if you have flame decals on your car it's just not gonna work out.