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iamshamz

24 F Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have 7 different kinds of meat in my freezer.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in a test kitchen for a large food service distributor (it's great) and live in northeast.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Words, walking, talking, typing, writing, thinking, learning, fidgeting, eating, making people laugh, making myself laugh, singing badly, having allergies, giving people compliments they've never received before, stupid (but funny) puns, making friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not afraid to introduce myself.
I'm really friendly in person, not so much on the internet.
I'm very pale.
I'm confident.
I swear a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: Kenny vs. Spenny, Lost, Dexter, Trailer Park Boys, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Blue Mountain State, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones

Music: Robert DeLong, Electric Guest, Blackbird Blackbird, Hot Chip, C2C, Donkeyboy, Daft Punk, STRFKR, Crystal Castles, Crystal Fighters, Pretty Lights, Young Galaxy, Lady Gaga, Brothertiger, Beats Antique, Arcade Fire, Knife Party, Washed Out, M83, Fukkk Offf, The Black Keys, Teenage Bad Girl, The Chemical Brothers, Pogo, Marina and the Diamonds, Passion Pit, Metric, Clive Tanaka, The Glitch Mob, Eels, The Toxic Avenger, Phoenix, The Faint, Sound Team, Beirut, Ratatat, Ima Robot
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Red Meat
My Dog
Vital Organs
Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, if other people think about what I am thinking about, the things I should be doing while I am not doing them, why people do what they do, why I do what I do, human sexuality, work stuff, what it would be like to have a penis, why there are so many television shows about singing, statistics I could never possibly know, "Wait, what am I doing?", "Are you fucking kidding me?", and food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking cheap whiskey and seeing where that gets me.
Making friends with people I will never talk to again.
Redditing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have higher levels of morbid curiosity than the average person.
I don't like babies.
I watch Nickelodeon sometimes.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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