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iamsiamohhearme

24 F London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 22
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dutifully noting that I have a partner so I'm looking for something platonic.

I.E. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR FRIENDS SO PLEASE STOP ASKING IF I WANT TO BE THE THIRD IN YOUR THREESOME. I DO NOT.

Edit: your jokes about wanting me to be the two in your threesome or whatever are totally hilarious but in no way original, please don't bother with this shit anymore.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in a bookshop and write things on the side. I look after my little baby bunny and read lots of books.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can watch a whole DVD boxset in one afternoon. I can incorporate sequins and tulle into any outfit. I can read a novel in a day. I can probably beat you at Mario Kart. I can make a casserole. I can quote The Princess Bride to you word for word. I can do the CD-swap thing for PS1 in like, three tries. I can tell you the word you're trying to think of in under five suggestions. I can wrap a present for you nice if you give me like, thirty minutes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You've changed your hair!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Watership Down, Anne Rice vampirey books, Anne Bishop's Black Jewels trilogy, White Oleander, Lois Lowry, Frank de Felita, Frances Hodgeson Burnett, Chekhov, Woolf, The Poisonwood Bible, Tolstoy, Donna Tartt, the Earthsea Quartet, the Game of Thrones series, Hero and the Crown, Calvin and Hobbes, Oliver Sacks, Ross Campbell's Wet Moon series, Ghost World, (most) Alan Moore.

The best new books I've read in the past year are: The Miniaturist, The Goldfinch, Reasons She Goes to the Woods, All the Birds Singing, H is for Hawk, Viper Wine.

I read a lot of webcomics too: Achewood, The Non-adventures of Wonderella, Oglaf, XKCD, Moon Over June, White Ninja, Purple Pussy.

Some of my favourite films are Labyrinth, Imagine Me & You, Empire Records, Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog, The Craft, Ghost World, But I'm a Cheerleader, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Breakfast Club, Clueless, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, Harold & Maude, Cabaret, The Princess Bride, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Thirteen, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I also love a bit of anything by Studio Ghibli, and like most people my age I can quote Mean Girls by heart.

I love The L Word, Ouran High School Host Club, Flight of the Conchords, Workaholics, Broad City, Black Books, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who, Green Wing, Arrested Development, Adventure Time, Horrible Histories, Party Down.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop
Gillyweed
Music
Literature
Art
Poetry
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'd be writing if I wasn't too lazy to do any writing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
queuing blogs for the week, or something else equally banal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I am a huge Jedward fan.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to bake (with cake ingredients or aforementioned gillyweed), go to museums or gay bars, have a crafternoon or just hang out and watch Horrible Histories and Adventure Time.

I'm pretty socially awkward at times so online chats are fine too.