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iamsiamohhearme

25 London, UK Cis Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Aug 22
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Seeing Someone
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*~HERE FOR FRIENDS~*

(I don't want to be in your threesome or hear jokes about being in your threesome or twosome or whatever hilarious take you have on this proposition please don't contact me with this shit.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in a bookshop and write things on the side, look after two little bunnies and read and play video games a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can watch a whole DVD boxset in one afternoon. I can incorporate sequins and tulle into any outfit. I can read a novel in a day. I can probably beat you at Mario Kart. I can make a casserole. I can quote The Princess Bride to you word for word. I can do the CD-swap thing for PS1 in like, three tries. I can tell you the word you're trying to think of in under five suggestions. I can wrap a present for you nice if you give me like, thirty minutes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You've changed your hair!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Watership Down, Anne Bishop's Black Jewels trilogy, White Oleander, Lois Lowry, Frank de Felita, Frances Hodgeson Burnett, Chekhov's plays, everything by Donna Tartt, the Game of Thrones series, Ross Campbell's Wet Moon series, Ghost World, (most) Alan Moore, Tolstoy when I'm feelin' fancy.

I read a lot of new books for my job, but I like classics too and I'm slowly trying to "get" science fiction.

Webcomics are great.

Will watch almost anything if it has queer ladies in it or queer lady subtext can possibly be gleaned from it in some form. Love Adventure Time and Steven Universe, Broad City, Black Books, Arrested Development, Flight of the Conchords, nature documentaries.

Boring list of favourite films: Labyrinth, Empire Records, Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog, The Craft, Ghost World, But I'm a Cheerleader, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Harold & Maude, Cabaret, The Princess Bride, Thirteen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop
Gillyweed
Music
Literature
Art
Poetry
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I'd be writing if I wasn't too lazy to do any writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I am a huge Jedward fan.
You should message me if
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you don't mind me not responding because I am lazy and/or shy.