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iamsortofdrunk

26 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Khmer (Poorly), Albanian (Fluently), Icelandic (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello I am a human, I am definitely not a hive of bees disguised as a boy, that would be ridiculous. That buzzing sound is a skin condition, I'm really sensitive about it please don't bring it up again.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
selling meth to junior high kids
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
puzzles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm naked and covered in blood
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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magnets
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 corndogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stoop kid being afraid to leave his stoop
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
crying
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Gonna murder you
You should message me if
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You have an extensive criminal record