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iamsortofdrunk

26 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Icelandic (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I don't like the idea of describing myself in just a few paragraphs , it would take a whole book to do accurately WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD BUY MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY, "Hero of the Galaxy; the Tale of Wesley"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Gettin turnt wit the squad.

Oh, and working 50 hours a week in Kirkland doing sales or something, Idk I kinda just show up and don't really know what's going on so I do my own thang and then they pay me every couple weeks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking pregnancy tests and never getting a positive.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually a 2000lb grizzly bear disguised as a boy.

Also I am tall. And I have tattoos. And I'm sassy as fuck
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I spend 11 hours a day watching Space Jam

I have about 300 books and get 5-10 new ones every week. I have a book buying addiction. It's getting out of hand and ruining my life. My family put me in rehab but I broke out and am currently on the run
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 corndogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space, break dancing, global economic systems and development, candy, and giraffes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In blankets
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot Tupac
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If Wednesday Addams is your spirit animal