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iamsortofdrunk

26 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Khmer (Poorly), Albanian (Fluently), Icelandic (Okay)

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What I’m doing with my life
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I have a career and a house and a serious lack of kittens in my life
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm actually a 2000lb grizzly bear disguised as a boy
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The Little Mermaid
The six things I could never do without
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6 corndogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've been running the trap for 11 years and I still don't even know what the trap is
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In blankets
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I'm a very shitty serial killer in that I have yet to murder anyone
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