iamsortofdrunk
27 Seattle, WA
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My self-summary
Twerk team coach, amateur goat herder, aspiring super villain. Head of the Seattle chapter of the Lil Sebastian fan club. Slytherin graduate, Hogwarts class of 2011.

I have 6 tattoos, 1 college degree, and 0 dignity.

Instagram: @hitbycars
What I’m doing with my life
Ruining it one day at a time, Morty.
I’m really good at
Burning bridges, both physically and metaphorically, accidentally injuring myself, and complaining
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm in the middle of robbing the bank they just walked into
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything with violence, nudity, and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
The six things I could never do without
6 aliens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The bees are dying and what if it's all my fault?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleepy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to speak Kantonese
You should message me if
If Wednesday Addams or April Ludgate are your spirit animals
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