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26 Seattle, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
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6' 3" (1.91m)
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Icelandic (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Twerk team coach, amateur goat herder, aspiring super villain. Head of the Seattle chapter of the Lil Sebastian fan club. Slytherin graduate, Hogwarts class of 2011.

I have 6 tattoos, 1 college degree, and 0 dignity.

Instagram: @hitbycars
What I’m doing with my life
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Ruining it one day at a time, Morty.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Burning bridges, both physically and metaphorically, accidentally injuring myself, and complaining that I want to be at home when I'm out and out when I'm at home
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm in the middle of robbing the bank they just walked into
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 aliens
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably drinking champagne straight out of the bottle while dancing to Grimes in my underwear. This is not hyperbole or exaggeration, I'm being very literal right now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a stable suit-and-tie kinda job which is not fitting with my degenerate, drugged-out-slacker lifestyle
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If Wednesday Addams is your spirit animal