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iamsortofdrunk

26 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Icelandic (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Twerk team coach, amateur goat herder, aspiring super villain.

@hitbycars
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm usually sitting around in short shorts, eating pizza and drinking wine, or working 50 hours a week so I can afford more short shorts, wine, and pizza. And I try to spend as much time as I can hiding from the world in blanket forts
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking pregnancy tests and never getting a positive.

And road trips. And blacking out in Iceland. And spending all my money on good food then complaining about how poor I am a week later
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have antlers

Also I am tall. And I have tattoos. And I'm sassy as fuck
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I spend 11 hours a day watching Space Jam

I have a book buying addiction. It's getting out of hand and ruining my life. My family put me in rehab but I broke out and am currently on the run
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6 corndogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Waffles and outer space
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In blankets
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot Tupac
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If Wednesday Addams is your spirit animal