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iamthegraham

23 M San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hey there, I'm Graham (if the username didn't give that away). I'm easygoing, and some inscrutable combination of nerdy and dorky.

I'm into bad jokes, basketball, hiking/camping, eating, playing board games, video games, card games, politics, and... other stuff.

I'm at least moderately funny, or I like to think so at least.

I'm looking for someone who has a fair amount in common with me and could enjoy a night in watching a movie or playing board/video games as well as an occasional hiking trip or picnic on the beach.
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring out what I'm doing with my life.

Just finished school @ UCSD, currently doing an internship in El Cajon and considering various get-rich-quick schemes.
I’m really good at
-Snarkiness
-Random trivia
-Witty banter
-Board games (dare you to prove me wrong!)
The first things people usually notice about me
Clearly, my acerbic wit and dashing good looks. (Also, humility)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
-I love short stories/anthologies (especially sci-fi/fantasy), non-fiction, and some novels. Favorite author would probably be Isaac Asimov, some other favs are Neil Gaiman and Neal Stephenson.

TV:
-Breaking Bad is the best show on TV right now.

Also watching Mad Men, Dexter, Archer, Futurama, Community, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black

Movies:
-Pretty much anything... comedies, serious dramatic films, action blockbusters, short films, foreign films, you name it. Some favorites: Memento, Jurassic Park, Batman/Returns/Begins/Dark Knight, Children of Men, Groundhog Day, Star Wars, Office Space, The Princess Bride, Back to the Future, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog, Indiana Jones, 007, Dr. Strangelove... and lots more. Usually not a Disney fan but Frozen was freaking sweet.

Food:
-I enjoy all sorts of carbon-based consumables. Italian and Mexican are my two faves, I guess... meat & potatoes is up there too.
The six things I could never do without
•Six-item lists
•Metahumor
•Self-referential metahumor
•Six-item lists including six-item lists, metahumor, and self-referential metahumor
•Recursion
•Items clearly added to lists solely so that they reach some arbitrary but preset length
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The unfathomable beauty and complexity of the universe, and the small niche humankind has carved for itself in what is ultimately a hard, unforgiving place.

also Batman
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying how terrible I am at basketball, or watching a movie and/or playing some video games w/ friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a dungeon master (the dorky DnD kind, not the kinky bondage kind)

Also, I can and will belt out a terrifying awful rendition of "Let it Go."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
-you're looking to have some fun and see if anything serious comes out of it
-you find yourself enchanted by my witty remarks, dashing good looks, and/or roguish charm
-you made it through the wall of films/TV shows I listed and like some of the same ones
-you're a supervillain and would like to be my nemesis (I'm not looking for an arch-nemesis quite yet, let's take things slow?)