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iamthegraham

24 San Diego, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Heya, I'm Graham. I'm easygoing and some inscrutable combination of nerdy and dorky.

I'm into bad jokes, basketball, gaming, and more.

I'm unfortunately not Bill Nye the Science Guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an increasingly-not-so-recent UCSD grad. Doing that 9-5 grind at an accounting firm by day, at least until I can find something more interesting, while pretending to fight crime as a masked vigilante at night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Snarkiness
-Random trivia
-Witty banter
-Board games (dare you to prove me wrong!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Clearly, my acerbic wit and dashing good looks. (Also, humility)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I really love science/speculative fiction. Anathem by Neal Stephenson is amazing (his other stuff is great, too). Short stories/anthologies are rad, Asimov and all that jazz. It's not strictly speaking a book but I just finished the serial Worm and it was amazing. Comics are cool too.

TV:
The holy trinity of all-time greats would have to be The Wire, The West Wing, and Breaking Bad.

Other good stuff... Archer, Futurama, Better Call Saul, Community, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Fargo, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (or, since there's two shields now, I guess it's "Agents of the totally legit SHIELD"), True Detective, Parks & Rec.

Movies:
Pretty much anything... comedies, serious dramatic films, action blockbusters, short films, foreign films, you name it. Some favorites: Memento, Jurassic Park, Batman/Returns/Begins/Dark Knight, Children of Men, Groundhog Day, Star Wars, Office Space, The Princess Bride, Back to the Future, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog, Indiana Jones, 007, Dr. Strangelove... and lots more. Usually not a Disney fan but Frozen was freaking sweet.

Food:
I'm definitely pro-food. Italian and Mexican are my two faves, I guess... meat & potatoes is up there too.

Music:
Classic rock, mostly. To be honest though I'm usually tuned in to KPBS/NPR.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
•Six-item lists
•Metahumor
•Self-referential metahumor
•Six-item lists including six-item lists, metahumor, and self-referential metahumor
•Recursion
•Items clearly added to lists solely so that they reach some arbitrary but preset length
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The unfathomable beauty and complexity of the universe, and the small, vulnerable niche humankind has carved out for itself in what is ultimately a hard, cold, unforgiving place.

also Batman
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying how terrible I am at basketball, winning at Mario Kart, or catching a movie with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terribly afraid that one of these days I'll go to snap a crik in my neck and I'll end up shattering my spine.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you find yourself enchanted by my witty remarks, dashing good looks, and/or roguish charm
-you're looking to have some fun and see if anything serious comes out of it
-you made it through the wall of films/TV shows I listed and like some of the same ones
-you're a supervillain and would like to be my nemesis (I'm not looking for an arch-nemesis quite yet, let's take things slow?)
-You're a Trailblazers fan who's also desperately praying that Aldridge sticks around this summer
-you think you can woo me via haiku