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iamtheroach

37 M Phoenix, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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human being
What I’m doing with my life
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"Today, a young man on a**d realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." - Bill
I’m really good at
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focusing my mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
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good question. people generally don't point that out to me. i suppose i should make it a priority to start asking people that very question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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seriously?
The six things I could never do without
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the power of the sun, the earth, fellow human beings, my senses, my "self", music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the unthinkable
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
fighting crime and keeping the universe safe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i am an alien. details will follow.
You should message me if
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you secretly love tattood geeks.

"Another thing. This idea of "I'm offended". Well I've got news for you. I'm offended by a lot of things too. Where do I send my list? Life is offensive. You know what I mean? Just get in touch with your outer adult. And grow up. And move on. Reasonable people don't write letters because... A: They have lives and B, they understand it's just TV. C: If they see something they don't like, something they do like might be on later. I've seen many comics I've hated. I've seen many shows that have offended me. I've never written a letter. I just go about my life."

- Bill Hicks