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iamthespork

28 M Cambridge, MA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm Mike. I moved up here from Florida about a year ago, and I'm looking to meet some good people in the area. I like music, language, math, backpacking, and fellow Homo sapiens.

I'm often sarcastic but always well intentioned. I am a genuine, analytical, and generally down-to-earth guy.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a degree in math and physics. Right now I'm working as a software engineer for a weather analysis firm and toying with the idea of grad school.

I like to hike, snowboard, and do other outdoorsy things. Staring at a screen all day, sometimes I forget to go outside and run around, so I'm always looking for new activities. I'm trying to climb every 4000+ ft mountain in New Hampshire (there are 48 of them, as it turns out).

Travelling is fun, and always yields a new perspective on the world. I've got three continents down so far, working on the fourth.

Sometimes I fly airplanes.
I’m really good at
things that go *whrrr* and *bzzzt*; being a night owl; answering rhetorical questions.

I find the study of our physical world fascinating. I like to know how things work. I'm sufficiently adept with computers, and know way too much about Turing machines.
The first things people usually notice about me
My left nostril is slightly larger than my right one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Gods Themselves (Isaac Asimov), Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams), Gödel Escher Bach (Douglas Hofstadter), Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (Jhonen Vasquez), The Elegant Universe (Brian Greene), The Moon is a Harsh Mistress (Robert Heinlein), Animal Farm (George Orwell), The Road to Serfdom (Friedrich Hayek).

Movies: Lost in Translation, Igby Goes Down, Almost Famous, Good Will Hunting, V for Vendetta, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Thank You For Smoking, Casablanca, A Clockwork Orange, Brazil, Adaptation, Requiem for a Dream, What About Bob?, This Film Is Not Yet Rated.

Music: Rachmaninov, Pink Floyd, Ween, Sublime, Chopin, Elton John, Smashing Pumpkins, The Velvet Underground, Elliott Smith.

TV: Don't watch much, but Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Penn & Teller's Bullshit are at the top of the list. I've also recently started following Breaking Bad.

Food: Thai food, hands down. Also: sushi, hummus, ravioli, and cheesecake.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to make the most of my excursion through the universe, random philosophical questions, some logic puzzle I saw earlier this week, whether I remembered to buy eggs this morning, when to use ligatures, my last adventure, my next adventure, or whatever other bunk is currently filling up my mental real estate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having backyard barbecues with friends, lying on the roof of my car at 3 in the morning, getting lost, getting unlost, or just sitting back with a craft beer and a good book.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating