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iamthewalrus1992

22 Pittsburgh, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to cook and play with fire. Luckily, I get paid for that.

There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
-- Aristotle
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
cooking 60 hours a week. love your job and you never work a day in your life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snuggling
Listening
Cooking
Backrubs
Dancing etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
a little dark and bitter, but i have a soft gooey caramel center
Also I like analogies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
Beatles
Bassnectar
Led Zeppelin

Books:
Sci-fi, fantasy, absurd (Heinlein, Tolkein, Pahlanuik, respectively.)
Whatever I pick up
seriously i read a lot, give me a book.

TV:
mostly sucks (Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones [not as good as the books], Cowboy Bebop.)

Movies:
Studio Ghibli stuff
movies that make you use your brain (Black Swan, Cloud Atlas, Drive)
really pretty or stylized movies (LOTR, The Book of Eli, Pandora)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books
music
dancing
fire
knives
booze
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
zen
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I leave my hair long because I suspect Ill be bald one day.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like to read and
you want me to snuggle you
while life turns a page :)