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iamthewalrus1992

22 M Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
like an onion, i might make you cry, and i might be good for you. either way theres a lot of layers
I’m really good at
Snuggling
Listening
Cooking
Backrubs
Dancing etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually i come off a little dark and bitter, but i have a soft gooey caramel center

Run forrest!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:
Wu tang
Beatles
Deadmau5
many unnamed rock bands
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Books:
Sci-fi
Whatever I pick up
seriously i read a lot, ask me, or give me a book
recently game of thrones

TV:
mostly sucks

Movies:
Studio Ghibli stuff
movies that make you use your brain (Black Swan, Cloud Atlas, Drive)
really pretty or stylized movies (LOTR, The Book of Eli, Pandora)
The six things I could never do without
books
music
dancing
fire
knives
booze
solitude
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i write dorky flow of conscoiusness raps:

luv ya a brunch like bacon.
But my ham itsa achin, when I'm a wakin
I need T bone steak an; some some eggs to scramble.
Some o the best milk to sample, someone of my ilk with ample,
assets in their drawers,
because I need a fork.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you wanna
you think i'm pretty/
pretty cool

you like to read and
you want me to snuggle you
while life turns a page :)

or if you have a cool poem to show me