Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there party people!
Some rules I try to live by these days:
Don't be an asshole.
Chew with your mouth closed.
Keep looking for new opportunities for growth.
Remember that everyone deserves to find what they're looking
That pretty much sums me up at the moment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever I want. Doesn't everyone?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of things.
Who isn't? We are all good at something, although I have been
meeting a lot of people who think they're not good at
That's not POSSIBLE.
But I suppose if I have to put something here, I'm going to go with
talking and singing. I've been known to bring people to tears in a
few simple questions and have been paid to do that on
Being able to communicate well is a skill and one that not many
have. I've noticed that not a lot of people are able to read social
cues. *sigh* I guess we're all our own special kind of train wreck
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My booty. If you don't like bigger gals, just move on and go 'bout
My rapist wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love anything funny and/or interesting.
I love the Simpsons. Bob's Burgers, Scandal, American Horror Story,
Dexter, Bates Motel, and the like.
I love LOVE Dave Matthews Band. He is my favorite musician. I love
singer/songwriter types, and power house vocalists. Sara Bareilles,
Kelly Clarkson, Collective Soul, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Eva
Cassidy, P!nk. All kinds of stuff. I grew up with country and show
tunes, and old school Perry Como.
It'd be cool to meet someone to make music with. I can sing, you
can play the guitar.
I read all the time. I tend to navigate towards non-fiction, I love
to read blogs and articles. I do force myself to read books every
now and again, but there aren't that many I love. I do love The
Four Agreements though. It's awesome.
Favorite movies include: Clue, Breakfast Club, Princess Bride,
Billy Madison, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Baby Mama, Romy and
Michelle's High School Reunion, The Sweetest Thing, Better Off
Dead, Bridesmaids, Mean Girls, and The Wizard Of Oz.
I wish I was one of those people who names a million books, movies,
and musicians. I can't tell if people are bragging or if they
really just don't have anything else better to do than name each
one by one in their online dating profile. What are your thoughts
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, music, chapstick, friends, family, air.
I also love Karaoke. I am not ashamed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, my brain never stops.
Online dating....does it really work?
Did it really just snow on Christmas?
How can I get paid to do nothing?
How can I answer the "What do you do for fun?" question without
sounding like a moron. Seriously, beyond music and movies, I just
don't think anyone is going to want to do the things I do. This
keeps me up at night. And I'm going to say the thing you're not
supposed to say: I don't enjoy sports. But really, is this
surprising to you? You go do your thing! Win the points and
whatnot! But I'm just not into it. I've tried. Don't hate me. And
if you do hate me, leave me alone.
PS. Does it bother anyone else when they take a picture in a movie
and the angle of the picture is from the movie camera and NOT from
the camera IN the movie that took the picture? That drives me nuts.
How can they not know this is happening? It HAS TO STOP.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I told you, you wouldn't want to talk to me anymore. I'm
Let's just say it involves a little thing called "Dateline." That's
all you need to know at this point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a cat and I make things out of yarn.
Was that not what this question was asking?
If you ask me a perverted question, consider yourself kicked in the
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you're a nice single guy looking for a nice single gal to get to
know and possibly date.
...you're kind and compassionate and see these traits as necessary
...you're looking for your partner and equal.
...kissing is your super power.
...you have an insane need for homemade handicrafts.
....you have no idea what can be made out of yarn and are DYING to
know. Seriously though, sky's the limit on this one.
Who are you looking for?
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