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35 Salt Lake City, UT Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 34–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:22pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there party people!

There are several ways I could approach this self summary bit. I could say that I'm awesome, but my user name already says that. So I'll just put my house rules. Good plan!

Don't be an asshole.
Chew with your mouth closed.
Keep looking for new opportunities for growth.
Be open.
Remember that everyone deserves to find what they're looking for.

That pretty much sums me up at the moment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever I want. Doesn't everyone?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of things.

Who isn't? We are all good at something, although I have been meeting a lot of people who think they're not good at anything.

That's not POSSIBLE.

But I suppose if I have to put something here, I'm going to go with talking and singing. I've been known to bring people to tears in a few simple questions and have been paid to do that on occasion.

Being able to communicate well is a skill and one that not many have. I've noticed that not a lot of people are able to read social cues. *sigh* I guess we're all our own special kind of train wreck right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes.
My booty. If you don't like bigger gals, just move on and go 'bout your business.
My rapist wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love anything funny and/or interesting.

I love the Simpsons. Bob's Burgers, Scandal, American Horror Story, Dexter, Bates Motel, and the like.

I love LOVE Dave Matthews Band. He is my favorite musician. I love singer/songwriter types, and power house vocalists. Sara Bareilles, Kelly Clarkson, Collective Soul, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Eva Cassidy, P!nk. All kinds of stuff. I grew up with country and show tunes, and old school Perry Como.

Music rules.

It'd be cool to meet someone to make music with. I can sing, you can play the guitar.

I read all the time. I tend to navigate towards non-fiction, I love to read blogs and articles. I do force myself to read books every now and again, but there aren't that many I love. I do love The Four Agreements though. It's awesome.

Favorite movies include: Clue, Breakfast Club, Princess Bride, Billy Madison, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Baby Mama, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, The Sweetest Thing, Better Off Dead, Bridesmaids, Mean Girls, and The Wizard Of Oz.

I wish I was one of those people who names a million books, movies, and musicians. I can't tell if people are bragging or if they really just don't have anything else better to do than name each one by one in their online dating profile. What are your thoughts on this?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, music, chapstick, friends, family, air.

I also love Karaoke. I am not ashamed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, my brain never stops.

Online dating....does it really work?

Did it really just snow on Christmas?

How can I get paid to do nothing?

How can I answer the "What do you do for fun?" question without sounding like a fucking moron. Seriously, beyond music and movies, I just don't think anyone is going to want to do the things I do. This keeps me up at night. And I'm going to say the thing you're not supposed to say: I don't enjoy sports. But really, is this surprising to you? You go do your thing! Win the points and whatnot! But I'm just not into it. I've tried. Don't hate me. And if you do hate me, leave me alone.

PS. Does it bother anyone else when they take a picture in a movie and the angle of the picture is from the movie camera and NOT from the camera IN the movie that took the picture? That drives me nuts. How can they not know this is happening? It HAS TO STOP.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I told you, you wouldn't want to talk to me anymore. I'm lame.

Let's just say it involves a little thing called "Dateline." That's all you need to know at this point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a cat and I make things out of yarn.

Was that not what this question was asking?

If you ask me a perverted question, consider yourself kicked in the virtual nards.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.'re cool and not just because your mom told you so.
...kissing is your super power. have an insane need for homemade handicrafts. have no idea what can be made out of yarn and are DYING to know.

Or whatever. Do what you want, that's my motto.