Some rules I try to live by these days:
Don't be an asshole.
Chew with your mouth closed.
Keep looking for new opportunities for growth.
Remember that everyone deserves to find what they're looking for.
That pretty much sums me up at the moment.
Who isn't? We are all good at something, although I have been meeting a lot of people who think they're not good at anything.
That's not POSSIBLE.
But I suppose if I have to put something here, I'm going to go with talking and singing. I've been known to bring people to tears in a few simple questions and have been paid to do that on occasion.
Being able to communicate well is a skill and one that not many have. I've noticed that not a lot of people are able to read social cues. *sigh* I guess we're all our own special kind of train wreck right?
My booty. If you don't like bigger gals, just move on and go 'bout your business.
My rapist wit.
I love the Simpsons. Bob's Burgers, Scandal, American Horror Story, Dexter, Bates Motel, and the like.
I love LOVE Dave Matthews Band. He is my favorite musician. I love singer/songwriter types, and power house vocalists. Sara Bareilles, Kelly Clarkson, Collective Soul, John Mayer, Jason Mraz, Eva Cassidy, P!nk. All kinds of stuff. I grew up with country and show tunes, and old school Perry Como.
It'd be cool to meet someone to make music with. I can sing, you can play the guitar.
I read all the time. I tend to navigate towards non-fiction, I love to read blogs and articles. I do force myself to read books every now and again, but there aren't that many I love. I do love The Four Agreements though. It's awesome.
Favorite movies include: Clue, Breakfast Club, Princess Bride, Billy Madison, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Baby Mama, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, The Sweetest Thing, Better Off Dead, Bridesmaids, Mean Girls, and The Wizard Of Oz.
I wish I was one of those people who names a million books, movies, and musicians. I can't tell if people are bragging or if they really just don't have anything else better to do than name each one by one in their online dating profile. What are your thoughts on this?
I also love Karaoke. I am not ashamed.
Online dating....does it really work?
Did it really just snow on Christmas?
How can I get paid to do nothing?
How can I answer the "What do you do for fun?" question without sounding like a moron. Seriously, beyond music and movies, I just don't think anyone is going to want to do the things I do. This keeps me up at night. And I'm going to say the thing you're not supposed to say: I don't enjoy sports. But really, is this surprising to you? You go do your thing! Win the points and whatnot! But I'm just not into it. I've tried. Don't hate me. And if you do hate me, leave me alone.
PS. Does it bother anyone else when they take a picture in a movie and the angle of the picture is from the movie camera and NOT from the camera IN the movie that took the picture? That drives me nuts. How can they not know this is happening? It HAS TO STOP.
Let's just say it involves a little thing called "Dateline." That's all you need to know at this point.
Was that not what this question was asking?
If you ask me a perverted question, consider yourself kicked in the virtual nards.
...you're kind and compassionate and see these traits as necessary these days.
...you're looking for your partner and equal.
...kissing is your super power.
...you have an insane need for homemade handicrafts.
....you have no idea what can be made out of yarn and are DYING to know. Seriously though, sky's the limit on this one.