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35 F Salt Lake City, UT

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Last Online
Today – 5:58pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I am putting this here because I have become just that frustrated.

Dudes, while some ladies may feel flattered by all the "Are you down to fuck?" emails, I'm really getting tired of them. Please stop. I don't know if you think chubby girls are an easy lay or what, but I assure you, I do not, nor will I ever, fit into the "easy lay" category. It's demeaning and it makes you look like a complete classless jerk.

And to the other dudes who email me telling me that my standards are too high because I am fat, you have no idea what standards are if you truly believe this. A man, A REAL MAN, will look at my profile, determine that he's not attracted/interested... and then pass me on by. A man doesn't send angry emails blasting total strangers in the internet. That tells me you're more insecure than anything and guess what? Insecure isn't on my list of desirable qualities when thinking about what I want in a partner. Get over it and move on. And please for the love of God, leave me alone to find the man I'm looking for. I don't recall standing in anyone's way as they search for the perfect partner. Adults only please.

Whether or not I choose to respond is also my choice. I have sent several emails that I never received responses for. Guess what I did? NOTHING. I got over it. Again, adults only please. Have some respect for me, as well as for yourself.

Okay, I'm done now. Moving on.

I'm pretty neat. :) I have spent a lot of time being me and it's become clear that I rock at it! I'm educated, talented, funny, motivated, happy, honest, loyal, and extremely easily amused. I'm pretty liberal and am not a participant in organized religion.

I'm looking for love. I'd be lying if I said otherwise, seems people are afraid of that word. But alas, as I am not a liar, it would be cool to meet someone with a similar goal. I'm looking for connection, romance, and friendship. I want it all. We all deserve to find what we're looking for.

That said, I'm not opposed to good friends either. So if you think we'll get along, drop me a line! If I've given you some stars or whatever, rest assured that I enjoyed your profile and in no way should it be construed as a marriage proposal. Please don't get your panties in a twist!!

I gravitate towards happy, positive, non-judgemental people. I've had many opportunities to meet people in all walks of life, and each one shocked me with their experiences and perceptions. One thing I know is that I used to be the kind of person who thought I knew what was best for everyone. Now I know that I know nothing and all I can do is treat people with the kindness and respect that they deserve.

I hope we can all do the same.
What I’m doing with my life
I am fortunate to have a job that gives me the opportunity to do what I want with my free time. I've got my hand in several different pots and I'm looking forward to new and exciting stuff.
I’m really good at
Talking! Seriously, I do it for a living. I'm also a good listener. Also, a good problem solver.

PS. Because I do talk for a living, it's extremely frustrating to meet people who have no interest in meaningful conversation. If you message me first and yet have nothing to say, that makes me wonder what the hell you're doing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes!!! They also happen to be my favorite feature about myself. After that, it's my humor and my ability to laugh at everything even when things suck. And then, probably my butt. If you like junk in the trunk, I'm your girl. Yeah, I said it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love anything funny. Funny movies, funny T.V. shows, Tina Fey and Joel McHale. I'm easily amused, which services me well.

I also love the Simpsons. I wish there was a Simpsons channel. I also love Dexter, The Walking Dead, Weeds, 30 Rock, Community, and Modern Family. Also, anyone else into The Killing?

I love LOVE Dave Matthews Band. He is my favorite musician. I love singer/songwriter types, and power house vocalists. I love all genres though. Except maybe techno. I have yet to find even a technical appreciation of techno.

It'd be cool to meet someone to make music with.

I read all the time. I tend to navigate towards non-fiction, I absorb information like a sponge. If I want to learn about something, I can't wait to know everything about it. I love to read about spirituality, history, humor, and politics...oddly enough.
The six things I could never do without
Love, music, chapstick, friends, family, air.

I also love Karaoke. I am not ashamed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. my brain never stops! I love to learn.

Also, why it has become necessary to date online. It's the bane of my existence.

PS. Does it bother anyone else when they take a picture in a movie and the angle of the picture is from the movie camera and NOT from the camera IN the movie that took the picture? That drives me nuts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Seeing a cool band, hanging out with a great group of friends, or reading. Sometimes my inner nerd takes over.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
What exactly do you want to know? If you ask me a perverted question, consider yourself kicked in the virtual nards.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 34–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You're awesome, fun, and have similar interests and/or goals! Or if you like my nifty profile. Or if you think you can give me a run for my money....

No married men please. Please look at the section where it says I'd like to meet a single man. I get that we all want different things, but it'd be cool if people would read my profile and then respect my search for a partner.