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iamzoidberg

37 M Dundee, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Aug 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
An easy going fairly intelligent lump of a man. Prefers quality over quantity when it comes to life and friends. I like to keep things simple, but can swiftly deal with any stress inducing situations that may occur. Well unless its a pissy decision like choosing a dvd.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write detailed reports of people having accidents in a well known supernarket.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
All things in geekland. Cooking. Massage. Swearing. Mocking the afflicted. Staying sober.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dont say much to strangers. And what i do say has no regard for how easily people can be offended.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books...um usually more pc magazine in hand. Though did enjoy jpod by douglas coupland. Movies: Leon, firefly or no brainer fart joke films. Music...to embarassing to say. Food: Lasagne
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
High speed broadband. Coffee (proper not crappy nescafe instant) Oxygen, my own bathroom, hygiene products, donkey porn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How i can do things better (or at least more efficiently as im like to be lazy) What is my cat thinking? Where is my damn bank card. Boobys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sleeping or chilling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im really an intergalactic spy from the planet zorg.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
All your mates are married off and its near impossible to get out the house without being a gooseberry or having a mates misses stalk your every move.
Or you fancy some random banter.
You prefer good conversation and the odd debate rather than a drunking night of noisy pubs and a hangover.
Or your a geek and want to game together and brag about the number of pixels your gfx card can push.
You play warcraft or are L337
You hate football, neds,junkies and scroungers.
You secretly laugh at sick jokes.
And you really must if you laughed when filling out the children section, and had to leave it blank as there no "no kids" answer, only "likes kids". You get the jail for that nowadays.