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26 / M / Straight / Single

Manchester, United Kingdom

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Irish (Poorly), Afrikaans (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Im a very social guy; I like going out and being with others, talking to strangers, and making new friends. I love doing anything from going to gigs, saving children from burning buildings, rescuing cats from trees, helping old people cross the road, putting cats in trees so I can rescue them, taking old peoples' shopping as I leave them in the middle of the road, chilling with friends and riding segways. I'm passionate about music, books, nature and the occasional science program. I've been told I have a great sense of humour and I agree, I always make myself laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
Deciding how to take over the universe one planet at a time.
Otherwise I work, eat, sleep just like a real person.

Im going to poland for a few weeks in August to travel around and just booking tickets to go asia for 3 months in October cos lets be honest, who wouldn't given the chance, anyone with good advice with where to visit, I would welcone suggestions.
I’m really good at
Witty come backs, thinking on the spot, and thinking im good at something and failing (normally because I'm drunk at the time), Coming up with alternate ending to films and sentences.
The first things people usually notice about me
The chain of police cars and surveillance helicopters that seem to follow me everywhere. Other than that, the fact I can grow an amazing beard and that I make people feel at ease by embarrassing myself and/or insulting them casually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Could talk a lot here so for short:
Sci fi books, fiction, funny books like Karl Pilkington.
Favourite books are The Road and the biography of Che Guevara.

I'm a big fan of films, my favourites are The Darjeeling limited, Drive, Biutiful, Project X, Inception, Secretary, and then great comedies such as Anchor Man, 21 Jump Street, and Casa de mi Padre.

T.v shows- Q'i, Never mind the buzzcocks, The office, Flight of the conchords, Mighty Boosh, Planet Earth, The Walking Dead, Misfits, and Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

I love music and am always looking for new artists (recommendations welcome). Currently my most played bands are:
Foo Fighters, Walk the Moon, Jimmy Eat World, Stereophonics, Alt j, Cold War Kids, The Black Keys.
The six things I could never do without
Music
Friends
A good party (normally one of mine)
Getaways
Cats (to put in trees)
Boris Johnson
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Are the black bits in bananas tarantula eggs? I need to know.
Do goats ever get jealous of sheep because everyone prefers sheep even tough they are quite similar really?
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on the week; could be out and about town or relaxing and unwinding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to moonlight as a show girl in Vegas.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You enjoy having a laugh, you don't take yourself too seriously, and you want to find out more about me.