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27 Manchester, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 30, 2014
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English, Irish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Im a very social guy; I like going out and being with others, talking to strangers, and making new friends. I love doing anything from going to gigs, saving children from burning buildings, rescuing cats from trees, helping old people cross the road, putting cats in trees so I can rescue them, taking old peoples' shopping as I leave them in the middle of the road, chilling with friends and riding segways. I'm passionate about music, books, nature and the occasional science program. I've been told I have a great sense of humour and I agree, I always make myself laugh.
What I’m doing with my life
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Deciding how to take over the universe one planet at a time.
Otherwise I work, eat, sleep just like a real person.

Done a lot of travelling last year visiting Poland, Hungary, Prague and spening an amazing 3 months around south east asia.

Now looking to do a tefl course so I can go away again and spend more time in more interesting places and meeting great people.

But for now working for boots opticians and having general fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty come backs, thinking on the spot, and thinking im good at something and failing (normally because I'm drunk at the time), Coming up with alternate ending to films and sentences.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The chain of police cars and surveillance helicopters that seem to follow me everywhere. Other than that, the fact I can grow an amazing beard and that I make people feel at ease by embarrassing myself and/or insulting them casually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Could talk a lot here so for short:
Sci fi books, fiction, funny books like Karl Pilkington.
Favourite books are The Road and the biography of Che Guevara.

I'm a big fan of films, my favourites are The Darjeeling limited, Drive, Biutiful, Project X, Inception, Secretary, and then great comedies such as Anchor Man, 21 Jump Street, and Casa de mi Padre.

T.v shows- Q'i, Never mind the buzzcocks, The office, Flight of the conchords, Mighty Boosh, Planet Earth, The Walking Dead, Misfits, and Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

I love music and am always looking for new artists (recommendations welcome). Currently my most played bands are:
Foo Fighters, Walk the Moon, Jimmy Eat World, Stereophonics, Alt j, Cold War Kids, The Black Keys.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good party (normally one of mine)
Cats (to put in trees)
Boris Johnson
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are the black bits in bananas tarantula eggs? I need to know.
Do goats ever get jealous of sheep because everyone prefers sheep even though they are quite similar really?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the week; could be out and about town or relaxing and unwinding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to moonlight as a show girl in Vegas.
You should message me if
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You enjoy having a laugh, you don't take yourself too seriously, and you want to find out more about me.

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