Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there! Thanks for taking a look at my profile, its a work in
progress and I'm trying to take it seriously but that's
challenging. This would be take two of online dating after an
extended hiatus/recovery. I've closed more restaurants/bars than
the health department with great conversations. In full disclosure
I'm not politically correct, my sense of humor runs the gamut from
BBC to South Park to Louis CK. With the right person, watching
paint dry can be fun -- that's the type of connection I'm looking
I've worked in finance/accounting my whole career, it may not be
the proverbial "be all and end all" though. Away from work and in
the summer, I enjoy golfing, target/trap shooting, laying out by
the pool, and working out. I lived in Los Angeles for 12 years, but
it took being cooped up indoors 6 months out of the year in
Minneapolis to appreciate the outdoors and good weather. I am also
known to go to "Mistake Lake" and play a little blackjack from time
I'm looking for a woman who's comfortable in her own skin and
appreciates an educated, successful man/good-natured smartass.
Ideally, she would enjoy golfing and hanging out together on the
couch, but would also enjoy museums, comedy clubs, and being active
together. Most importantly, she is someone who might also have a
"dorky" side like me -- and not be afraid to show it.
I look forward to hearing from you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to stop hitting houses with my tee shot. Oh, and counting
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening, asking questions, finding miss-hit golf balls, teaching
women how to shoot.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Depending on their height my navel or lapel first. Possibly the
flowing locks of hair, or my voice (Darth Vader ain't got nothing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Matrix, Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead, Catch-22, Super Troopers,
Moneyball, RED, Any Tom Clancy, Michael Crichton, Dean Koontz. My
music list is too eclectic...I can say for certain it does not
include anything with tuba's and/or accordions
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Swiss Army knife (once a boy scout always a boy scout)
5. Illegal shower heads
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I contracted ADD from the internet...SQUIRREL! I no longer think
linearly, it seems to happen in globs. I have strokes of pure
genius at 3am, and then promptly forget them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Its been a long time since I've had a typical friday night...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was in "glee" in HS before it was cool. Was it ever cool? Might
play the piano as well...
You should message me if
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You're a woman who isn't afraid of where a 3 hour conversation can
go, isn't afraid of a date at the gun range/museum, and likes tall
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