I'm really just a fun lovin guy from Ireland, I swear!. A fun lovin guy who is NOW UPDATING HIS PROFILE!! (while still leaving out the "G" in loving!)Like everyone I have hopes, dreams, aspirations and believe it or not, not ALL of them have to do with taking over the world!! (just the good ones!). I admit, my sense of humour borders on the crazy side, but having said that, I balance it off with my artistic side (I love photography, writing poetry and creating magnetic sculpture thingies with magnets so there!... although it's a bad idea to put them on the side of your pc case apparantly...). In more recent news, I've upgraded my profile to include words such as "Pointy eared elves" and "chocolate covered coffee beans". Although I have no idea why I have done this. But the fact that you're actually reading this madness is kinda more scary then the fact I wrote it.......... honest! I'm currently spoken for (meaning everytime I go to speak, she does it for me BOOM BOOM!!!). I do love hearing from people and getting feeback about my tests. But honestly, if you send me a mail saying "maybe you could give me somewhere to stay in Ireland!" I'll gladly tell you to go and look up cheap hotels on the net.... I'm currently spoken for (meaning every time I go to speak, she does it for me) so I'm not interested in a relationship with anyone else (I'm dedicated and a one girl guy, sorry folks!) (well I'm not sorry at all actually, she's a lovely woman and I'm glad to be devoted to her!). Although having said that, I'll still take donations of vast sums of money froms strangers! (Hey, I have bills to pay!). So rock on, have a great day and hope you find what you're looking for!

Working away full time, enjoying the GREAT Irish weather (rain, what else could ya want????). Started to FINALLY update my website! (you can find the link in my tests!). Also planning another bizzare, strange and wierd test (or at least that's what everyone else calls them, I think their perfectly normal tests myself...). I've also managed to cure my sciatica and I'm now back to working out like a mad thing! (except for the mad part because in all fairness, I'm actually quite sane compared to most crazy people I know...). I spend a lot of time with my girlfriend too, but I'm not here to talk about that.. (for free, for those of you with credit cards.... ha ha, kidding!!).

Photography, Poetry, Creative Writing, Driving, Hill walking, Making people laugh, playing pool, losing at pool and bowling, Reading, Kart Racing, working on my website, ruling the world (or at least I would be if I actually WAS ruling the world!) and of course, being me. (I'm an expert at being me, no really I am, took years of hard work you know...). I'm also really good at being modest too. All in all, I'm just about good at everything really.

Well I've been told my eyes, but then again, if you carried your eyes around in a glass box, wouldn't people notice them too? Oh and people seem to think I have a great smile too, but honestly, I don't know how they even notice it because they spend all their time checking out my great butt! But I reckon the first thing people REALLY notice about me is my sense of modesty... Oh ok then, it's my eyes and my hands. Then again, I do SOMEHOW have the ability to make people laugh, so that's what they tend to REMEMBER about me... Which is a pity, cause I'd rather they remember my name instead of "Oh hey, look, it's that funny guy with the great eyes, smile, hands and butt...."

A: Too many to list, just about everything by Terry Pratchet, Like Michael Crichton...Critchto.. oh that guy who wrote that thing.... and Fluke by James Herbert. B: The Butterfly Effect, Pleasantville, Life Is Beautiful, Fluke, The Shawshank Redemption, Army Of Darkness, Solaris, Serenity. C: Just about EVERY type of music D: Chinese, Japanese, BBQ, ... just love trying new stuff to tell you the truth! So hey, feel free to introduce me to new things!

Good Music Good Food Good Company Good Friends Good Opportunities Good Times Lists of six things I couldn't do without..... oh wait damn... that was seven... My Girlfriend of course! (she's totally awesome and really really really attractive.... JUST LIKE ME!!!) (although I'm more modest...)

The enviroment, the way the world is going to pot around us and yet no one seems to be bothered anymore. The decay of society, and the evils of DUCKS!!!! (hey, they are sinister ya know! you may think they are all cute and fluffy, but let me assure you, they are plotting to take over the world!) Oh and who let all the CRAP drivers on the roads??? What massage will I offer tonight? Does this ass make my pants look big? what type of person actually READS all of this? Can I make some other random strange laugh?? Why do people INSIST on telling me "I LOVE YOUR IRISH ACCENT" when they haven't even heard me speak? Hmmmm I wonder if she'll cook me steak tonight.....??

Usually I'm either working, hanging out with friends, watching a movie, planning my next photo shoot, working on my website, doing more work, running around after friends, adoring my girlfriend, mentioning my girlfriend too much. Oh and trying to plan a way out of my immense poverty and into a caring world where I can have a chance at a future and a happy life together with my girlfriend (that I mention too much). So please donate all your money to me today. If you can't...um...eh... got any chocolate chip cookies? I love them!

I'm the re-incarnation of the talanted slim Elvis......... Hmmmm I believe in romance and old fashioned values. I'm actually a pretty old fashioned mannerly guy, but having said that, I darn well like to have fun too! I'm pretty damn open minded and like trying new and differant things, whether it be food, movies, books, music, travel.. hey, I'll try anything! having said that, NO, I'm not starring in a porn movie with a donkey!!!! (wait a minute... how much you paying?... not that I'd consider it of course...)

1: You're not nuts! 2: No really, I'm want non crazy people here! 3: You could do with a good friend who'll treat you like a real person. 4: You just want to say hello from your corner of the world! 5: You want to pimp me out because you think I'd make a good gigolo ( I get 95% though!) 6: You have a sense of humour (very important thing this!) 7: You're interesting (oh yeah, this is very important too) 8: You're open minded (top of list I think) 9: You're honest (ohhh no, this was the top of the list) 10: You're like none of the above at all, but you're uber hot and reckon that makes up for it. (no I'm not shallow, I'm just being open minded and trying out differant things!). 11: You've actually READ my profile and aren't just writing to tell me "Oh I love your accent" even though you've never heard me speak (I just delete those messages straight away). 12: You're not a nutball who's going to keep sending my "Friend" requests even though we're not actually friends, we've never talked and we've never hung out together. (Those just get deleted too!) 13: You know how to have F.U.N!!! 13: You're not going to correct me for making two point 13's 14: You're actually interested in who I am and not just after me for my sexy sexy body (although since I'm now being open minded, I may just have to over look that due to the fact I wouldn't want to be shallow or anything). 15: You're nowhere NEAR as fussy as I am!!! (no seriously, look at all these points I'm making!) 16: I thnk that's about it really.... 17: You have a sense of humour!!!! Seriously, I know I said that before, but honestly, you need to smile, loosen up, be able to have fun and a good laugh! 18: You are a covert intelligence operative super spy woman!! (hey, I'm impressed by women who are smart, intelligent, and black belts!). 19: You've actually READ all of this profile! 20: You're not looking for a relationship (I told you, I'm already spoken for!!!) 21: You're not looking for a place to stay in Ireland and under the impression that I'm going to let you sleep at my house because honestly, I print out those emails and leave them in the bathroom as toilet paper..... well... not my bathroom, I prefare something softer on my butt.... 22: You're an international talant scout who's looking for a fantastic actor, proffessional male model, and great all round irish guy.... because I'm sure I can learn how to do all of those things..... 23: You're really really rich and want to donate me money to help me have a "happily ever after" type of life. 24: You're NOT a psycho!!!! (no really, that's a HUGE one...which funnily enough reminds me of something I heard recently, but that's another story and one which you're not privy to!). 25: You have chocolate chip cookies....