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iatethecat

30 M Santa Barbara, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a software engineer in Santa Barbara. I eat Cheerios for dinner without my pants on because I'm a grown-up and I can do what I want. Writing about myself makes me uncomfortable so you should probably just ask me something instead.

Intelligence is cool, so if you have some...yay. I think I'm mostly looking for people to do random activities with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I code shit and pretend I'm smart.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving Rubik's cubes and playing bingo.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My uncanny resemblance to Britney Spears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Harry Potter was awesome. I'm currently reading Game of Thrones because I'm super trendy.

I like to watch horror. American Horror Story is pretty good.

If you go to My Old Kentucky Blog and pick random songs off of it you'll get a decent idea of what I listen to.

I'd probably eat anything except tomatoes and babies (tomatoes because they're racist and babies because that's mean).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Jasmine tea, IntelliJ, a tooth brush, Alien Blue, lava lamp and comfy socks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My inability to truly grasp, understand and come to terms with the concept of infinity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Annoyed with my neighbor's parrot like the other 6 days of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of a huge nerd and aluminum foil weirds me out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can produce a coherent thought and your message doesn't look like you smashed your face into the fucking keyboard before hitting send.