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iatethecat

30 M Santa Barbara, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a software engineer in Santa Barbara. I eat Cheerios for dinner without my pants on because I'm a grown-up and I can do what I want. Writing about myself makes me uncomfortable so you should probably just ask me something instead.

Intelligence is cool, so if you have some...yay. I think I'm mostly looking for people to do random activities with.
What I’m doing with my life
I code shit and pretend I'm smart.
I’m really good at
Solving Rubik's cubes and playing bingo.
The first things people usually notice about me
My uncanny resemblance to Britney Spears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter was awesome. I'm currently reading Game of Thrones because I'm super trendy.

I like to watch horror. American Horror Story is pretty good.

If you go to My Old Kentucky Blog and pick random songs off of it you'll get a decent idea of what I listen to.

I'd probably eat anything except tomatoes and babies (tomatoes because they're racist and babies because that's mean).
The six things I could never do without
Jasmine tea, IntelliJ, a tooth brush, Alien Blue, lava lamp and comfy socks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My inability to truly grasp, understand and come to terms with the concept of infinity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Annoyed with my neighbor's parrot like the other 6 days of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm kind of a huge nerd and aluminum foil weirds me out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You can produce a coherent thought and your message doesn't look like you smashed your face into the fucking keyboard before hitting send.