You may call me Simon, or Sigh;
I don't have time for elitist assholes so if that's your deal, do me a favour and be on your merry little way. I don't give a fuck about your clothes, your music, or your social status. As long as you aren't a massively boring compulsively lying thieving jerkoff asshole junky piece of shit, I think we'll be okay.
My favourite word in the English language is friction.
I would describe myself as... Well, I've been told that I am a rather strange, but morally good person who has made a couple bad choices in life... and is trying to fix them. Well, sort of trying to.
I mean I'm workin' on it.
If you want to know me, you'll have to learn to accept my flaws. I know that it's difficult to handle in this day and age, but I am FAR from perfect. I shoot for progress, not perfection. By progress I mean not regressing. Pretty much maintaining the chaos.
I'm a bit of an extremist. "Go hard or go home" is applied to everything I do. Just a heads up... Shit might get a bit ridiculous.
Also, did you know that not giving a fuck improves your experience of life by about 60%? because it does.
Use It or Lose It.
If you turned to this page,
you're forgetting that what is going on around you is not reality.
Think about that.
Remember where you came from,
where you're going,
and why you created the mess you got yourself into in the first place.
You're going to die a horrible death, remember.
It's all good training, and you'll enjoy it
more if you keep the facts
Take your dying with some seriousness, however.
Laughing on the way to your execution
is not generally understood by less-
advanced life-forms, and they'll
call you crazy."
-from "Illusions" by Richard Bach
oh yeah, I FUCKING HATE the word "INTERESTING". if you use this word i guarantee that you will NOT get a response from me.