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ibitemynailz

24 F Mesa, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Jun 18
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I can't seem to find a name I like.suggestions?
I don't have time for elitist assholes so if that's your deal, do me a favour and go play in traffic. I don't give a fuck about your clothes, your music, or your social status. As long as you aren't a massively boring compulsively lying thieving jerkoff asshole, I think we'll be okay.

My favourite word in the English language is friction.
I would describe myself as... Well, I've been told that I am a rather strange, but morally good person who has made a couple bad choices in life... and is trying to fix them. Well, sort of trying to. Eventually.

If you want to know me, you'll have to learn to accept my flaws. I know that it's difficult to handle in this day and age, but I am FAR from perfect. I shoot for progress, not perfection. By progress I mean not regressing. Pretty much maintaining the chaos.

I'm a bit of an extremist. "Go hard or go home" is applied to everything I do. Just a heads up... Shit might get a bit ridiculous.

Also, did you know that not giving a fuck improves your experience of life by about 60%? because it does.

"Perspective-
Use It or Lose It.
If you turned to this page,
you're forgetting that what is going on around you is not reality.
Think about that.
Remember where you came from,
where you're going,
and why you created the mess you got yourself into in the first place.
You're going to die a horrible death, remember.
It's all good training, and you'll enjoy it
more if you keep the facts
in mind.
Take your dying with some seriousness, however.
Laughing on the way to your execution
is not generally understood by less-
advanced life-forms, and they'll
call you crazy.
"
-from "Illusions" by Richard Bach

P.S. I HATE THE WORD "INTERESTING".
What I’m doing with my life
Waiting for something that's worth waiting for.

Masquerading through life one disappointment after the next with something that wishes it was a smile stapled to my face.
I’m really good at
Or at least I like to think I'm really good at...

Over thinking situations, spontaneity, cooking, having panic attacks, portraying the illusion of stability, psychoanalyzing people, making life-changing decisions with little or no forethought, optimistic pessimism, self-destruction, underhanded compliments, crossword puzzles, chainsmoking, various explicit activities, making people feel uncomfortable, making lists (of all my lists, the most impressive would most likely be my infamous Things I Hate List), minimizing the importance of serious situations, sassyness, climbing trees, puns, having horrible gypsy luck, dancing poorly, collecting shit, being condescending, puppy cuts, giving people vague answers to questions, reading novels, hugging...
The first things people usually notice about me
My charming personality and sunny disposition, obviously.
The six things I could never do without
substances;

music;

modification;

rilo the dog;

cigarettes;

touch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
skin & bones.

Also, making love with Ziggy's ego.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing all that is typical. Friday is my designated day for typical activities.

Friday is also laundry day. But fuck that shit imma do it on Tuesday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am still afraid of some un-named thing lurking underneath my bed. So much so that I removed my bed from my room, leaving my bedding on the floor and eliminating all crawl space beneath it and/or the chance of something lurking in said space. I win.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you're a gypsy or a sea creature;
you can laugh at yourself;
you're somebody with a secret;