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iblamemyparents

31 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I’m from Michigan (where the correct term is “pop” and not “soda”). I graduated with a BA in Psychology from NYU and a MFA in Film Production from the University of Miami. You can throw movie references at me and there’s a good chance I’ll get them. If you try that with sports, I’m just going to have a vacant look on my face.

I like to spend my time watching movies, reading books, reading Car and Driver cover to cover, listening to music, going to the gym, driving and going on Road Trips. I love dogs, not a big fan of cats. I come from a long line of world-class bad cooks and I’m no exception to that rule.

I’m one of those people who can never get bored. I can always find something to occupy my time. I'm very laid back and easy to get along with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m a Producer at a Branded Entertainment Agency. It means I put cars on TV. I’m a filmmaker on the weekends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I’m pretty good at writing stories.
I’m also really good at taking things apart.
And I’m damn good at chasing pipe-dreams.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Michael Douglas chin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Books:
Bright Lights Big City, The Jungle, Band of Brothers. I’m currently addicted to all of the Jack Reacher novels.

Favorite Movies:
Glengarry Glen Ross (if you haven’t seen it, it has Al Pacino, Jack Lemmon, Alec Baldwin, Alan Arkin, Ed Haris, and Kevin Spacey, it’s pretty great). Also, I’ve literally watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall at least 60 times.

TV Shows:
How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men (though I’m behind), and reruns of Frasier and Everybody Loves Raymond.

Music:
My music tastes change all the time but my go to answers are Dave Matthews Band and U2. But, I did just found an old Our Lady Peace mix CD (there may have been an Ace of Base song mixed in there…) and I have to admit that it was amazing. I'm also addicted to film scores, Moneyball, The Dark Knight, The Hours, just to name a few.

Food:
I love burgers, fries, American food. I also love Pad Thai and Sushi. I can do without most seafood though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Money: I’m a big fan, use it every day.
The Internet: How did people get through their workdays 15 years ago?
Allergy Pills: Nobody said these answers had to be glamourous.
Caffeine.
Friends.
Family… eh, usually.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm seriously ADD. Not enough room on the page...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to the gym then grabbing a drink with friends or staying in with a book or a movie. I'll occasionally have a party night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There are times when I will spend an embarrassing amount of time on my hair.
You should message me if
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You’re looking to meet somebody fun that can hold a conversation.

If you know the difference between their, there, and they’re.