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ibr00t

29 Greenfield, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Education
Graduated from space camp
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been told I over explain everything, but I'm thorough!
I have a thing for kittens.
Coffee=fuel.

I'll update this section as I can, but I don't bite so ask away!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building a better tomorrow, both in the physical world, and elsewhere (including, but not limited to: The 5th dimension, space, The Matrix)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing and building things, from the mundane, to the insane, to the prototypical. if it has parts, i'll work on it.
I do dislike Volvo and New Departure

Feeding people (never trust someone who deprives themself of food, they're subconciously hungry, and might try to kill you in your sleep) and cooking foods that inspire "The Itis"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"The Beard"
The grease spot on my face I didn't know I had.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books I've found a kinship with:
Hitchhiker's Guide
The Ultimate Rush
Bentley Publishers Catalog

Music:
Meshuggah, Metallica, The Beastie Boys
to
Eminem, Immortal Technique, Mos Def
to
The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Doors
and everything in between!

Top three foods:
Cheese
Bacon
'Taters (in all forms)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Tools
Torque
Gravity
PB'laster
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...in one stretch?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with the "terrible people" that are the "kids" (roomates), looking for that pulley or gear I *know* I had right over there....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You carry yourself well
You're not a pretentious hipster (other types may be ok)
You're part robot