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icanhazgradscoo

29 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
NOTE: New in town and looking for friends!

I live in DuPont but analyze and visualize data in Arlington. Not what i thought I would be doing with a degree in architecture...but it I love it just the same. I am now morally obligated to fill out any surveys I am given...

I can say that I have reached a point in my life where I want to be surrounded by people I can learn a lot from. I am deeply committed to acquiring new information and expect my peers to share this commitment. If you have a need to share your passion I might be a good audience.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cycling
Consulting
Learning Mandarin
Partaking in urban life
Collecting Eames chairs
Super secret Bilderberg-Group kind of stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rowing
Cycling
Navigating
Jaywalking
Social Sciences
Scrambling Eggs
APA Citation Style
Using scissors as a screwdriver
Unintentionally offending people
Properly formatted JSTOR queries
Switching from high-brow to low-brow in an instant.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea...maybe you can tell me. I'm always open to constructive criticism/character assassination.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bands:
Cults
MGMT
Tennis
CRASS
Grimes
RaRaRiot
Iron Chic
Sea Pony
Best Coast
Latterman
Passion Pit
Phantogram
Dillinger Four
Summer Camp
Camera Obscura
Foster The People
The Honorary Title
Anything with phat beatzzzz

Movies:
Her
Bent
Quills
Helvetica
Short Bus
Contagion
Rushmore
Margin Call
Match Point
Titicut Follies
Winter's Bone
Blue Valentine
A Serbian Film
Almost Famous
The Last Circus
The ides of March
The Big Lebowskie
There Will Be Blood
The Rules of Attraction
I Married a Strange Person
Martha Marcy May Marlene
We Need To Talk About Kevin
And many assorted documentaries

Books:
By Tom Wolfe
John Irving
Leo Tolstoy
And many boring volumes by university presses
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Turmeric
-Wikipedia
-Urban Life
-the subway
-Indian Food
-Sriracha HOT Chili Sauce(you know, with the rooster)*

....since moving to China I have learned that I can in fact do without some of the aforementioned.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
NPR,
IPAs,
ALEs,
beer,
tweed,
SEPTA,
LOLcatz,
TED Talks
codd pieces,
architecture,
quintessence,
bureaucracies,
Eames Chairs,
college admissions,
cost-benefit analysis,
the possibility of Solipsism,
girls in pea-coats and scarves,
the ways in which suburbs are stupid,
whether this list is more ironic or pretentious
the writings of Max Weber and Pierre Bourdieu,
the best way to merge isanyoneup.com with OKcupid.com,
post-modern/ecofeminist critiques of Arrested Development,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to play any card games.......like zero.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
any of the above seems interesting
you can tolerate self aware irony
you love to talk
see great films
and read