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icanhelp

35 / M / straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

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The Great Date

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The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am hot, smart, and sexxxy!!!.

My Self-Summary

I hate waiting in line.
I'll never stop a dog from climbing on the furniture.

Yellow is my favorite color.

I'm pretty quiet and calm.

There's no distinction between dinner food and breakfast food in my life.

I have the best profile on OKCupid. Vote here. (Do it!!!!)

Here's some electronic music I wrote. I like to sing country music too.
I'm in Bensonhurst.

What I’m doing with my life

Photographing it: the beauty, the loss, the hope, and triumph.

I’m really good at

being really good.

The first things people usually notice about me

??? would love to know ???

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: The Andy Warhol Diaries. I haven't read them but I bet I'd like Tao Lin's books.

Movies:I haven't watched a real movie in a long time so I don't know what I'd like nowadays. I like real life videos that friends make and put up on youtube. I'd probably still like Baby Doll, Salesman, and some Frederick Wiseman and Luis Buñuel films. Next time I watch a movie, maybe it'll be a Rohmer or Pasolini film.

Music: http://blip.fm/profile/lawnsprinkler/playlist

Foods: Ethiopian but other than being vegan, I'm not picky.

The six things I could never do without

camera, memory card, pc, internet, my blog, a hot model

I spend a lot of time thinking about

whether the dishes are going to wash themselves or not.

On a typical Friday night I am

rewriting my profile.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Sometimes I let down my guard too easily and expose my sincere, gentle side. There, I did it again.

You should message me if

Your not opposed to the idea of getting seriously turned on. Don't freak out just because I misspelled that word.

No transvestites or transgenders. (Please!)

Don't forget to vote for my profile. Just do it, OK?

*Please ignore my "Less Desiring of Love" personality award. Whoever made this site was on crack!