Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I work a lot. I joke about everything. I love people who know how
to conduct themselves properly based on the situation. I love
someone who can go from elevated diction and perfected grammar to
chillin with some friends and letting it go. I love to say I love
everything even if I only like it marginally... I love using
ellipses... I love it when I make a stupid, mundane reference to
some random, b-rated movie from the early 80's and someone gets it.
I kind of love a lot of early Tom Cruz movies (if you get the
reference of my name, definite kudos). I love having fun without
having to do a lot to achieve it... When I go out to have fun, I go
with the flow and do what I can to promote fun for everyone around
me. This much being said, I love to work and deeply respect someone
who feels mutually about this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working. I ride horses in my spare time, but usually I'm working
during the day. I'm no longer too big on partying, and I don't
especially need alternative substances to actually enjoy life
(though I truly enjoy drinking when I have time to really let
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Horse back riding, driving, cooking, cleaning, customer service,
kicking ass, taking names, gaming (though I don't play video games
anymore), debates, yelling at the television while watching
football (Patriots all the way), pleasing others, guitar, drums,
violin, killing time, making plans that I know I will just kick
later to do something even more fun, and filling out completely
large lists that most people fill with bullshit information so that
they can make other people think that they are way cooler than they
actually are ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can be a little loud. I don't like to be too introverted. I kind
of just let myself out at once, I want people to know me right
away. I don't enjoy a lot of bullshit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ayn Rand, Hemingway, great American authors, J.K. Rowling will
always have a place in my heart for her plot lines, Shakespeare is
the greatest writer in the English language, and Chuck is good in
small doses. i.e. Fight Club was great, but I can't read his books
back to back.
I love cheesy action movies and stupid sappy romance movies and any
movie with a horse and a gun (preferably westerns).
I love Italian food and Sushi. I also drink a ton of coffee and
love to cook. Great pub food is always welcome as well!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My boots, my car, my guitar, my stereo, my job, my horse
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything... No, i really mean everything... Politics, religion,
physics, grammar, logic, philosophy, art, history, anything, and
everything that gets my focus
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. At least, until late :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't really have much that isn't public knowledge, if you talk
to me long enough, you will find out everything. I am a stickler
for bad grammar though, this should be duly noted
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have an actual sense of humor and want to have fun.
oh, a thousand words? A THOUSAND WORDS?????? honestly? Do you
really want to hear me go on for a thousand words about myself?
Seriously? Do you know how little the extra 500 words would
actually say? It would be a thousand word masturbation session
where I get to tell you the stupid little intricacies of my life
that I don't even give two shits about but feel the urge to go on
and on about so that I can squeeze out a thousand words...
Honestly, if I wrote a thousand words about myself, I would get
bored of it eventually. Have you ever read an autobiography that
didn't have at least a small helping of smugness? Don't get me
wrong, I love myself, BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH MYSELF... In fact, I
would even say that me and I are just really, really good friends,
nothing more. Do you want to what the other 500 words would consist
of? Message me! Actually talk to me! Get to actually know me! That
is the best way of doing this. If you didn't find the humor in this
tirade, or didn't get that this is pretty much a joke to me, you
don't need to message me...
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