Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I read a great story about tigers who helped a child with math. I
wish all animals were so benevolent.
I say this because a monkey bit me. I don't hold it against him. I
tend not to hold grudges.
Well I guess I have seen some animals, a bunch very close up. My
childhood pet was 300lb tortoise named My Shell. That was
California. Anything goes.
And champagne makes me want to and make out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Teaching you a few things about life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My name rhymes with banana.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most--does that vague answer annoy you? My apologies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of the above piques your interest.
Who are you looking for?
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