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icfbtw

30 M Tucson, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm the kind of person who wants to write to the queen of England to get his roommates' cat's knighthood officially recognized.

I speak exclusively in hyperbole 500% of the time and understatement -500% of the time.

I'M FUCKIN' NICE AN' SHIT.

When people tell me that I am a gentleman and a scholar, I laugh and tell them that neither of those things is true, that I am both a brigand and an ignorant.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like, and hope that I am good at, trying to understand systems and how seemingly separate systems interact. I tend to view the universe as a whole as a single monolithic system that we just don't fully understand yet, and maybe it plays a part in a larger system as well. I think that every (seemingly) separate system we come to understand, little by little, might teach us more about the universe as a whole. We will be misled by apparent patterns that don't hold up to further analysis a few times more, probably, but progress may not always be smooth.
The first things people usually notice about me
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This is a complete mystery to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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To be fully honest, I can't understand inflicting my exhaustive list of things I like on people, and my eyes glaze over and I scroll right over yours just the same. Media is just media, and it's not that exciting to share lists.

So... I'll try and keep it brief. Science-fictiony books/movies/shows/music (hey, Negative Format is pretty science-fictiony, for music), electronicish music, and... edible food. I know, real specific.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Insert the tired old joke about the material requirements of life here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You won't believe me if I say "everything," but if I prove it, you'll be bored.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I just got to Tucson, so I haven't figured that out just yet. Wanna show me around town?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm from a parallel universe. Well, it's the only explanation that makes sense, anyway.
You should message me if
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If you want to. If you want to show me around town. If you want to say hi. I'll try not to be a dick and stuff!