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31 North Hollywood, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

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Last online
Online now!
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6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Online dating is really working out my core stomach muscles. Butterflies and sucker punches.

Day dreamer, night thinker.

My name is Michael and I don't know what I'm doing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I edit movies and documentary projects and sometimes talk to strangers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quoting movies without quotes.
Making jokes when I shouldn't.
Not drinking when I should.
Snuggling/thumb wars.
Problem solving. Yeah one of those.
Introducing people to old things. First things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The mop on my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I Heart Huckabees, Safety Not Guaranteed, Obvious Child, Short Term 12, Corrina Corrina, Compliance, The Shining, Greenberg, Sideways, Willy Wonka, American Beauty, The Swimmer, Repulsion, The Big Lebowski, The Babadook, Storytelling, The Princess Bride, Elf, Under The Skin, Rushmore, 500 Days of Summer, Punch-Drunk Love, Napoleon Dynamite, What About Bob, Finding Nemo, Airplane, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Any and all by Kubrick, Polanski, Solondz, Linklater, Jonze, Swanberg.

Louie, Broad City, Fargo, Togetherness, Eastbound & Down, House of Cards, Flight of the Conchords, Freaks and Geeks, Girls, Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Roseanne, Shark Tank, Portlandia, Silicon Valley, The Office, original Twilight Zones. Things of-- Conan O'Brien. Sarah Silverman. Louis CK. Nathan Fielder. Stephen Merchant. Jenny Slate. Amy Schumer. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer. Bill Burr. Larry David is my hero.

Daniel Johnston, Sia, The Kills, The Weeknd, Jake Bugg, Elle King, Nicki Minaj, Family of the Year, Taylor Swift, The Vaccines, Elliot Smith, Tame Impala, Arcade Fire, Glass Animals, Johnny Cash, Jon Brion, The Who, Beach House, Coldplay, James Taylor, Mark Mothersbaugh, Haley Reinhart, The Shins, Cat Stevens, Bob Dylan, Trampled By Turtles, Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, John Williams, I have thousands of soundtracks. I discover most of my favorites streaming indie. alternative. pop. rock. &. blues.

It's hard to eat pizza without ranch.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good long drives in the rain.
Dead pan dry comedy.
Breakfast at night.
Talking dogs.
Atheists and Christians in the same room.
Girls with amazing smiles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Act like you've been there before. You're not gonna be your age forever, young man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking about this question.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have Then He Kissed Me in my playlist.
You should message me if
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You're nice. That would be nice.