Highly uncompetitive. I'll let you win and glow.
Funny girls are deadly.
Making jokes when I shouldn't.
Not drinking when I should
Quoting movies without quotes.
Snuggles. It's a technique.
Introducing people to old things. First things.
I Heart Huckabees, Safety Not Guaranteed, Obvious Child, Her, The Shining, Greenberg, Sideways, Punch-Drunk Love, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Swimmer, Repulsion, Airplane, The Big Lebowski, Steve Jobs, Under The Skin, Rushmore, 500 Days of Summer, Napoleon Dynamite, What About Bob, Finding Nemo, Team America. Any and all by Kubrick, Polanski, Solondz, Payne, Linklater, Jonze, Swanberg. Albert Brooks.
Louie, Broad City, Nathan For You, Fargo, Togetherness, Master of None, Eastbound & Down, Angie Tribeca, House of Cards, Flight of the Conchords, Girls, Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, Always Sunny, Roseanne, Shark Tank, The Office. Things of-- Conan O'Brien. Sarah Silverman. Louis CK. Bill Burr. I have Ellen DeGeneres Here and Now nearly memorized. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer. Larry David is my hero.
The Smiths, Daniel Johnston, Sia, The National, The Kills, Michael Jackson, The Rolling Stones, Radiohead, Jake Bugg, Elle King, Nicki Minaj, Haley Reinhart, Family of the Year, The Postal Service, Taylor Swift, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Chainsmokers, Simon & Garfunkel, Arcade Fire, Glass Animals, Jon Brion, Beach House, Coldplay, Mark Mothersbaugh, The Shins, Cat Stevens, Bob Dylan, Trampled By Turtles, Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, John Williams.
It's hard to eat pizza without ranch. I make a pretty bomb pot roast.
Music. Stories. In the rain.
Listing random things for strangers to read.
Atheists and Christians in the same room.
Girls with amazing smiles.
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes in to us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die