Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Asking me to summarize is too difficult so here are some fast
I am easy going, sarcastic, usually quite positive and I giggle at
I have beef with factory farming and don't eat meat.
I wish I had a taser.
I am the world's quietest sleeper. I don't move or snore.
My favorite Office episode is when Dwight fakes the fire.
Sour Patch kids make the world go round.
I have the best dog in the world, a 75 lb bruiser named Mr.
I am super creative, which has both gotten me in trouble and
created some great stories.
It actually angers me when you boys have an advanced degree then
have your settings set that you're looking for a girl who has "some
high school" or above. Raise the bar gentlemen.
I don't want anyone to ever feed me in a romantical way.
I love animated movies.
I love traveling and am a planning whackjob, I will excel
spreadsheet out every waking moment of activities.
I have a horse, he is a crab.
Don't ever ask me to come over and cuddle.
If you have a pet and it wasn't adopted I will judge you - in a bad
One of my favorite places is Salzburg, Austria - I'd love to go
back, Prague is up there too. I hate Jamaica.
If I have nothing to do Netflix is my jam. Hulu too.
I kinda love Anderson Cooper.
I don't know how to be vanilla.
I wish I could see other girls profiles so I knew how a normal one
I was an Army brat growing up.
The fastest way to get me to do something is to tell me I
I'm pretty sure Daniel Tosh is a genius.
While I have my stuff together and function as a successful grown
up I still love being silly... I am not lacking in depth but have
learned that life will give you things to really cry about so the
day to day may as well be fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Biding my time until I take over a small country...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Through being forced to constantly put my money where my mouth is I
can assure you that I am really good at pretty much anything...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am a ball of giggles
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Kindle, DVR, iPhone, Rolo McFlurrys, my magic bullet blender and
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I can torture my coworkers, if I have an unread text message,
what does Mr. Peterson really want, what is Courtney Stodden doing
*right now* ... all deep thoughts, really.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am judging myself for making this profile...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I do have a few preferences that can save us both time....
I'm tall, I need you to be taller. I'm smart, I'd like you to be
smarter... I will always find myself more funny so there is no
sense competing with me there.
I made it to 29 without children, it wasn't very tricky, if you
have children I am not interested.
Also, the year is 2013, if you feel homosexuality is a sin I don't
have the time for your ignorance.
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