I am easy going, sarcastic, usually quite positive and I giggle at everything.
I have beef with factory farming and don't eat meat.
I wish I had a taser.
I am the world's quietest sleeper. I don't move or snore.
My favorite Office episode is when Dwight fakes the fire.
Sour Patch kids make the world go round.
I have the best dog in the world, a 75 lb bruiser named Mr. Peterson.
I am super creative, which has both gotten me in trouble and created some great stories.
It actually angers me when you boys have an advanced degree then have your settings set that you're looking for a girl who has "some high school" or above. Raise the bar gentlemen.
I don't want anyone to ever feed me in a romantical way.
I love animated movies.
I love traveling and am a planning whackjob, I will excel spreadsheet out every waking moment of activities.
I have a horse, he is a crab.
Don't ever ask me to come over and cuddle.
If you have a pet and it wasn't adopted I will judge you - in a bad way.
One of my favorite places is Salzburg, Austria - I'd love to go back, Prague is up there too. I hate Jamaica.
If I have nothing to do Netflix is my jam. Hulu too.
I kinda love Anderson Cooper.
I don't know how to be vanilla.
I wish I could see other girls profiles so I knew how a normal one looked.
I was an Army brat growing up.
The fastest way to get me to do something is to tell me I can't.
I'm pretty sure Daniel Tosh is a genius.
While I have my stuff together and function as a successful grown up I still love being silly... I am not lacking in depth but have learned that life will give you things to really cry about so the day to day may as well be fun.