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40 Columbia, SC Man


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  • Ages 18–54
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Jun 25, 2014
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Over the past couple of years, I've made an effort to use proper capitalization. I had decided that it looked plain lazy to not do so. But, I've left the rest of this as I typed it some time back..

one time a guy commented on something i wrote that was completely devoid of capitalization by telling me i needed to learn proper "grammer".

i'm not really the kind of person who will tell you very much about himself in one of these little boxes.

i don't have many pet peeves that will completely turn me off to another person. i try very hard to be non-judgmental, but i suppose we all have a few prejudices. trust me, i'm working on it. i have a very diverse group of friends, so there's not much room to look down on others.

i hate all the little "pigeon-hole fuckin' gotcha" questions and tests on here. almost all of them contain choices too broad or narrow to really suit me. (it's probably my own fault, so don't worry your pretty little head about it.)

i'm really bothered by the fact that the pronoun "it" can't properly be made possessive, and a few other things like that...

i use ellipses too much, and if i can't spel a word i will look that shit up.

i'm not very good at written communication. the two primary reasons are that i can't type, and i have not figured out how to be sarcastic or facetious without confusing people. maybe i need a course in "smileys"... do they offer that?

i suffer from anxiety and add.

i'm not overly materialistic.

i'm an insomniac, so i may fall asleep at any moment. i know that sounds backwards, but it really does make sense. i can explain if you really want to know.
What I’m doing with my life
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school and some other tasks.
I’m really good at
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making friends, or at least quality ones. i have the best group of friends in the whole fucking world! i would not be half of who i am without them. too bad most of them are far away.

amusing myself, and some other people too!

fixing things i.e., "jury rigging" stuff.

annoying myself, and some other people too!

cut and paste. can't type.

making fun of myself, and some...
The first things people usually notice about me
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that i'm hitting on their girlfriend.


probably my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: History, Science Fiction, Fantasy, and various literature of course.

Music: androgenouschix, ac-Delco, electric shoes, et tu brute?, Skree Ming and Fidel at Ease, Doc Ockham's Raiser, filthy names!, Our Lady of Perpetual Misery, the last one to know, Pigswill, the no spring chickens, Hitman To the Stars, Trick Bike, John Henry, Otto Motive, Omega Man, velvet nipple, JamFinger, ForwardTheFoundation, voracious appetite, Yokohama, PussyWillow, zebra stripe paint crew, Gym Shoe AllStars, salacious, Next Year's Old News, Car and Driver, the halve knots, Kaiser Blade, Chickens With Heads Cut Off, Hereford, Palominas, illegal alien,
Ed Sedara.

Movies: i do not do "sub-titles". a shortcoming - i know, but i am probably not going to change.

Food: most everything except fish. other than that, i'm your basic omnivore. i do have veggie and vegan friends and i may occasionally tease them, but i respect their self-inflicted eating disorders. that's convincing, right? i really do though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
short lists of important items.

errors in counting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
all kinds of stuff. i usually can't concentrate, so i'm a serial free associationist. yes, i made that term up. but it works for me. if you are a dr. and know the medical term, please advise me/keep it to yourself depending on my mood.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have a huge crush on you.
You should message me if
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you're not terribly concerned about timely responses.