a) like artichokes
b) smell good, but not because you poured a gallon of windsong on
b.5) your favorite movie is: one flew over the cuckoo's nest,
fearless, flirting with disaster, (tricolour) red, sex, lies and
videotape, searching for bobby fisher, what's eating gilbert grape,
meatballs, ordinary people, fast times, survivor fiji with yau man,
The Wire, six feet under, high stakes poker, intervention, or good
c) your curiosity or sense of justice occasionally overpowers your
sense of decorum.
d) you laugh hard but not out of charity.
e) have been to starbucks in your pajamas. Not every day for years,
f) think Malcolm Gladwell is full of shit, or want to debate
g) occasionally speak in a foreign accent for own
h) play hooky from time to time
i) have an archrival/nemesis who adds spice to your life.
j) play poker, surf, disc golf, or meditate.
k) Can talk about wine... and make fun of people who talk about
l) know or pretend to want to know what a squeeze play is.
m) help old ladies across the street or go to trouble to return
other people's stuff if you find it, unless it's really really cool
and you want it.
n) are a pianist, photographer,physician, teacher, painter,
architect, filmmaker, modern dancer, tamale lady, or genius of
o) have skinny dipped in the last two years.