My IQ-to-mass ratio of 3.38 ±0.05 points/kilogram brings all the sapiosexual suitors to the fenced grassy plot adjoining my residence.
MBTI: INTJ, heavy on the I and light on the J. Constitutionally incapable of withholding opinions, allergic to half-assery, immune to flattery, drawn to intensity. Single-minded when excited, scrappy when threatened. I have a strict code of ethics which I've tried to model on the Kantian imperative. I'm an observer and a critical thinker, pragmatic and stubborn, slow to decide but quick to act. I live and think in the moment. I am munificent with trust but parsimonious with loyalty. I brazenly verb nouns and apologetically noun verbs.
Deprived too long of mosh pits, bar fights, and rough sex, I grow restless: only the blood and sweat of men twice my size can balance my chakras.
When I'm happy, I wiggle my butt. Credit to PunchTheSun for noting that my clothing frequently lacks sleeves and therefore I wear my heart on my ass.
My astrological sign is the salamander: I reject your zodiac and substitute my own.
Overall, I suppose that I appeal to a subtler and scarcer instinct, to a more recently learnt emotion, than that which responds to the sort of beauty called charming and fair.< /Hardy>