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29 • M • Oakland, CA
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–99
- Near me
- Who are single
- Last Online
- Today – 12:23am
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of high school
- Sales / Marketing
- Rather not say
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t want kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently)
I'm really tired of hearing about my ears, actually.
I'm stuck in this phase of kind of sort of loving everything coming out of Toronto, or that general area, like Crystal Castles, Trust, Austra, Kontravoid, Egyptrixx, and Grimes. Let me know if there's more in that same vein you can add to my list.
Or more like this: http://k007.kiwi6.com/hotlink/ybuzcdv8b9/Miley_Cyrus_-_Wrecking_Ball_powwowW_just_wanted_u_2_let_me_in_EDIT_.mp3
You know, at one point I had answered 666 questions. But I swear some of them get deleted.
I probably care more about your tumblr url than actually talking to you. In fact, if you're going to message me, you should probably just make it your url.
Is anyone else really sick of the sad sacks who are so boring that all they can think to put is "that I joined a dating site"?
Or the equally evasive "I'm not putting that on a dating website," which probably still means nothing.
Or something I said has made you really angry. I'm dying to hear your complaints about how I live my life and how you think I should change it to better suit your needs. Nothing would brighten my day more.
If you list Catcher In The Rye as one of your all time favorite books, you should absolutely NOT fucking message me. Just... seriously. And if you have a blog with autoplaying music, go die in a fire. Also burners, maybe you should think about staying in the desert this year.
And hey, when I reply, let's be real, I'm probably not going to be pleasant. Until recently, my mail box has been pretty quiet. So in the rare instance someone works up the nerve, rusty manners will be the flavor of the month, all day, every day.
NEW RULE: IF YOUR USER NAME HAS A SAURUS OR TRON IN IT, you should probably just keep it to yourself.
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