Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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I bleed New Jersey. Southern hospitality makes me sick and the Left
Coast isn't fast enough.
I'm starting to develop an intolerance to beards. But i will never
tire of gnarly Lemmy Kilmeister style mutton chops.
Veganism is a deal-breaker.
Drugs are a deal-breaker
I probably looked at your profile if you have a mohawk regardless
of where you live. Size does matter.
Zombies are boring. Everybody knows alien brain slugs are the
future. (would you like hat?)
Actual responses from actual guys- not paid actors!
(and completely INNAPPROPRIATE. Just because we're online doesn't
make any of this more acceptable.)
"You dont have to worry about my size I am prtty hunkkkkkkk and its
acting up since I open your profile:)"
"Wow, you are so hot;) im visiting DC tomorrow, would you like to
come over to my place for hang out and some fun tomorrow
night?;)love your boobs;) "
"Have you ever worn the adidas samba shoes? They look cute on girls
" (Note: Not Exactly Innappropriate But More Like 'really,
"Oh my goodness! I just lost all of today's workout gains from
sitting here sweating profusely and looking at your profile
pictures. I hope you're happy, you are the sole cause behind the
genocide of thousands of my unborn offspring. I think you at least
owe me a protein shake or something. "
"Well don't you seem like a basket of dead roses? And what did
cupcakes ever do to you? They are just sweet muffins. Who doesn't
like muffins? And if you want to escape, just get on your vespa and
ride out of town. "
"Can your pussy do the dog?"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
slowly Killing Myself For Not Enough Money.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Literary: ubik, phillip k. Dick; tartine bread, chad robertson;
refresh refresh, benjamin percy;Samuel Johnson Is Indignant, Lydia
Davis; Salt, Mark Kurlasky; Assorted nonfiction
Not so literary: jan svankmajer's alice; blue velvet; pan's
labrynth; wir kinder zum banhof zoo; brave litttle toaster;
factotum; pulp fiction; house of 1000 corpses; any documentary
about black holes or cephalopods.
Finally Have A Tv, But I'm Only Watching Twin Peaks And Bob's
Auditory: tom waits; the cramps; rev horton heat; sleater-kinney;
xray spex; the adicts; mojo nixon; the replacements; babes in
toyland; dead milkmen; wanda jackson; The raincoats; bratmobile;
black lips; sonic youth; 2ma; detroit cobras (Fuck Off, I Don't
Care That They're A Cover Band); Screaming Females; minutemen
Edible: black coffee; dark beer; steak tartar; tomatoes; Fermented
things; funky cheeses; gin; crusty crunchy levain raised bread; red
sauce; pork roll, Smoked fish, club N bitters; lentils; bagels;
Persimmons; olive oiL; Yuengling!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if You Have A Dog In Your Profile Photo, I'm 97% LookinG At Said
You should message me if
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A tattooed punk rock asshole.
If You Have An Unnecessary And Strange Crush On Bob Mould Circa
If You Think That Last Statement Is The penultimate sign We're
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