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bork__bork__bork

28 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 11:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Obligatory 'this is a difficult thing to do' bemoaning. Highly probable statement proclaiming a 'laid back' and 'down to earth' nature. Infuriatingly generic self-attribution of 'wanderlust'.

I'm Jason, my friends call me Millz. I like the Internet, my cats, playing music and being alive -- how fucking dope is it?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Faking adulthood until I can find a way out of it.

I'm in an ill-defined but open, non-manganous, poly-ish relationship with @emailkitty. We met here, we're weird, it's cool.

Trying to be a bit better to my body, what with the diet and exercise.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whistling, mouth trumpet, air guitar, non-air guitar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Slogging through Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Ethical Slut, rereading The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and recently finished How to Create a Mind.

Love me some documentaries: restrepo, sena, samsara, particle fever, I am, ken burns jazz.

Cosmos, Colbert, True Detective, Game of Thrones, Last Week Tonight, Key & Peele Into cartoons, Futurama fo' eva' (early seasons, duh), Bob's Burgers, Bojack Horseman, up for suggestions!

Been on a serious lady singers kick as of recent: fiona apple, Alex Winston, msmr, Ani Difranco, Adele. Grew up at folk fest, I'll rock out to pretty much anything.

The Cambodian place down the way, also tacos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like games.

You play banjo.

You enjoy camping.

You appreciate absurdity.