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bork__bork__bork

28 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Obligatory 'this is a difficult thing to do' bemoaning. Highly probable statement proclaiming a 'laid back' and 'down to earth' nature. Infuriatingly generic self-attribution of 'wanderlust'.

I'm Jason, my friends call me Millz. I like the Internet, my cats, playing music and being alive -- how fucking dope is it?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Faking adulthood until I can find a way out of it.

Trying to be a bit better to my body, what with the diet and exercise.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Whistling, mouth trumpet, air guitar, non-air guitar.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything.
You should message me if
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You like games.

You play banjo.

You enjoy camping.

You appreciate absurdity.