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ieatmonsters8D

24 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:26am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Tagalog (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm tired of normality!! Give me something different <3

my name is Laura. if you really like me or just wanna talk to me..take the initiative and message me c; i like guys or girls who do that c:

I'm looking for very specific types of people so if you're not what i'm looking for or don't match my criteria i wont message back....sorry. yeah im a bit of a bitch sometimes. (so a lot of people have been asking me whats my type...just to make it easier for you guys... i have tats and piercings so preferably someone with them too, tall or short, skinny...i like them obnoxiously skinny..don't ask me why and yeah i love white guys ;] haha they drive me crazy and if they have long hair even better...basically im looking for MY own Jared Leto <333 lol i know its a long shot but hey i can dream right? :p dont know who he is look him up :0 ) ALTHOUGH IF YOU DON'T NECESSARILY LOOK LIKE JARED LETO DON'T GET DISCOURAGED AND IF YOU'RE A NICE GUY JUST MESSAGE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE...OFTEN I MESSAGE GUYS AND THEY'RE LIKE OH I DIDNT MESSAGE YOU CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WOULDNT BE INTERESTED LOL SORRY FOR THE CAPS LOCK BUT THIS WILL GRAB MORE ATTENTION :P

As for what im looking for right now is just someone to hangout with and people to take me out on dates...so a friendship sounds good then we'll see what happens... also a party buddy :D that would be nice too haha cx...if we hit it off after that then we'll see what happens :)

I am 24 not 17 or 16 like most people think i am >.<.I am 5'3", not that short but decent i guess, most 24 year olds are taller -___-

For those of you who keep asking what my dp stands for go listen to monsters by matchbook romance and no it does not stand for whatever gross think you guys assume xD

I live in the city of Chicago

I am Mexican and Filipino ;)

I wish i lived in Japan! ;D

Hopefully i can go there in the future to broaden my studies in cosmetology <3

I sometimes smoke (camels crush). Deal with it.

I hate winter and i love summer <33

*I work at target.

*I am gonna be going back to cosmetology school <3 fuck truman!

I am weird
My hair is recently half white and half purple :) but i do change it every two weeks.My hair is not the softest and it is pretty fried again from all the bleaching i had to put it through to get the white lol :3 but again i am taking better care of it so its turning out much healthier now \^.^/ I get a lot of stares and comments about it (bad and good)

I'm used to it so go ahead and stare <3

I have probably colored my hair more than you

*got most of my piercings back and going back to the shop real soon to get some more <3

I have had all kinds of piercings but due to excessive partying end up loosing them most of the time and end up having to get them re pierced :/
i have 10 piercings now and plan to get more in the future, four gauges two on each ear (my biggest gauge in the right ear is 7/8, the smaller one is a 0 ,my biggest gauge in my left ear is 5/8 and the smaller one is a 0), one in my lip,my septum, got my angel bites back and recently got my smiley!! [if you don't know what that is..google that shit!] oh yeah and i finally got my two microdermals in the right side of my face :D i had both sides of my nose pierced but they both fell out :( so I'm gonna get those re pierced pretty soon c: oh and my smiley fell off too :( most depressing thing ever lol :3
UPDATE!!! I finally got my nipples pierced ^___^ but I had to take out my microdermals cause they got infected :((( I got my bridge pierced :))

Future piercings include:
Getting my microdermals back also getting my other lip piercing back!
although not sure in which order i will get them done.

I have seven tats now!:

my first tat of many to come of a unicorn shitting cupcakes :D and the color used to coordinate with my hawk ;]

my second that is a little monster with a pink and blue spikes in my back! :]

my third one is hello kitty tat..with a little twist ;] haha yes i am one of those girls obsessed with hello kitty :3

My fourth tattoo is a unicorn puking rainbows ^_^ and with my two unicorns I'm thinking about doing my whole chest piece soon c:

My fifth tat is a cupcake in my hand!! Its super adorable and the first addition to what hopefully will bee a full sleeve of sugary goodness!!! :)

My knuckles are now done :) they say modified :D so slowly but surely I'm getting covered with tats ;)

My seventh tattoo is a colorful heart on my leg :)

as for futurre tats they include my angel wings covering my whole back ..one being purple and the other one being turquoise...then one on my rib cages is gonna be the used tree with the little hearrts branching of its roots, and hopefully a mario bros themed sleeve....if only i had money for all of this :/

Im almost never home anymore, either working or in school or out.

I love to wear bright color clothing and wear makeup, although recently i am super lazy and go all natural O_O

I get irritated really fast with people i dont like

If i dont like you, trust me you'll know

For the most part i am very outspoken and i would just blurt out anything random or do the weirdest shit

i get entertained easily by stupid stuff my friends do

I love spending the day just chilling with friends doing absolutely nothing <3

i consider myself kind of like a tomboy because most of the friends i have are guys.

I do not get along all that well with girls (too much bullshit)

I act more like a guy than i do a girl

I identify more with them

although dont get me wrong, there is a share of girls that i like and would date one if the opportunity arises but im just more into guys, even though girls are sooo pretty :p

I dont like nerds but I love dorks, I love badboys but hate douchebags and yes theres a difference between these two things <3

oh yeah i totally act like a little kid and like a 5 year old because life is going too fast for me and i dont want to be an adult not yet. Not ever!:]

If you like what you read or if youre ever bored just hit me up and lets text or chill.
ask me for my numba ;]

I dont do phone calls. i dont like them sorry. unless youre a friend or just special :]

I am outgoing, bashful, and unique
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, and trying to save money so i can go back to school as soon as possible cause im sick of working at target but saving money is hard when you party as much as i do! cX
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
coloring my hair, texting, working -___- , smiling,making people smile :], Making a beast ass breakfast ;], playing rockband alot. If you ever want to get your hair colored, hmu!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
....................its pretty obvious the answer is gonna be my hair ^_____^ They always ask if it a wig and no its my real hair ;] I do it myself too :D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book: Go ask alice by anonymous, Eragon
Favorite movies: Lord of the rings the trilogy, Matrix (all three), Resident Evil (all of them), the hangover, x-men (all the movies were great but x-men first class definitely is one of my favorites), Scott Pilgrim vs the world <333 :D, Dinner with schmucks! Steve Carell is the funniest man ever!

Favorite food: it would have to be chinese food and sushi! and mexican tacos of course lol :]

its all about the music ;]

Ear Orgasms <3333

#’s
*10 Years

*311

*3 Doors Down

*30 Seconds To Mars ♥

A

*A Perfect Circle

*Academy is, The ♥

*Acceptance

*AFI ♥

*Aiden

*Alice In Chains

*Alkaline Trio

*All American Rejects, The ♥

*Almost, The

*Attack Attack

*Alterbridge

*Anberlin

*Angels and Airwaves ♥

*Armor For Sleep

*Artic Monkeys

*Asian Kung-Fu Generation

*Athelete

*Atreyu

*Audioslave

Augustana

*Avenged Sevenfold

*Avril Lavigne

B

*Bayside

*Beck

*Black Label Society

*Blink 182

*Blue October

*Blood Hound Gang

*Breaking Benjamin

*Bright Eyes

*Bullet for my Valentine ♥

*Bush

C

*Chevelle ♥

*Chiodos ♥ <3333

*Cobra Starship

*Coldplay ♥

*Coheed and Cambria

* Cranberries, The

*Creed

*Crossfade

D

*Damage Plan

*Death cab for cutie ♥

*Devil Wears Prada, The

*Disturbed

*Drop Dead Gorgeous ♥

*Drowning Pool

E
*Eighteen Visions

*Evanescence

*Exit, The

F

*Faktion

*Fall Out Boy

*Foo Fighters

*For Ever The Sickest Kids

*Franz Ferdinand

*From First To Last

G
*Godsmack

*Goo Goo Dolls

*Good Charlotte

*Gorillaz

*Green Day ♥

*Guster

H

*Hawthorne Heights

*Hellogoodbye ♥

*Hinder ♥

*HIM

*Human Wine

I

*Inept

J

*Jet

*Jimmy Eat World ♥

*Josephine ♥

*Juanes

K

*Kaiser Chiefs

*Kasabian

*Killers, The ♥

*Killswitch Engage

*Korn

L

*L'Arc~en~Ciel

*Lacuna Coil

*Lamb Of God

*Lashes, The

*Linkin Park

*LostProphets ♥

*Lovehammers, The

M

*Maroon 5

*Matchbook Romance ♥

*Metallica ♥

*Mest

*Modest Mouse

*Monty Are I

*Mudvayne

*Muse ♥

*My Chemical Romance ♥

N

*Nickelback ♥

*Nine Inch Nails ♥

*Nirvana ♥

*No Doubt

*No sense

O

*OK GO

*Oasis

P

*Pantera

*Panic! At The Disco ♥

*Papa Roach

*Paramore ♥

*Placebo

*Plain White Tee’s, The

*P.O.D

Q

*Queens Of The Stone Age

R

*Radiohead

*Red Hot Chili Peppers ♥

*Red Jumpsuit Apparatus ♥

*Relient K

*Rise Against ♥

*Ryan Cabrera

S

*Seether

*She wants revenge

*Shinedown

*Shiny Toy Guns

*Simple Plan

*Slipknot

*Smashing Pumpkins, The ♥

*Snowpatrol ♥

*Staind ♥

*Static x

*Stone sour

*Story Of The Year

*Strokes, The

*Sum 41 ♥

*Switchfoot

*System of a down ♥

T

*Taking Back Sunday ♥

*Taproot

*Three days grace ♥

*Thrice

*Tokio Hotel ♥

*Tool ♥

Trapt

U
*Underoath

*Used, The (they rock!!!) ♥

V

W

*We Are Scientist

*Wezeer

*White Stripes, The

X

Y

*Yellowcard

Z
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my friends. My new mini ipad, my beats!!! music in my life <333, my phone, my hair, camera (i could probably survive without one, barely found it! :D was lost for a couple of months), hair dye, makeup, internet, beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I daydream alot about meeting a guy that will just sweep me off my feet or at least care for me, im tired of meeting and going out with assholes :/ but i guess i can keep dreaming .
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or if not out and about partying it up c;; most likely drunk off my ass!! :D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whats up with all these fucking nerds invading this site like seriously -____- not how it used to be. ..

I blush, A LOT! >.< specially when im nervous and in front of people i like :p Or purdy ppl :)

I'm lazier than most people

I should probably stop adding random stuff about me that ppl arent even gonna read haha
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I enjoy bars and clubs more now that I'm older haha but if you wanna get to my heart, take me to the beach or to the park for a walk or the movies, yeah im a hopeless romantic and what? ;[

I know i may sound kind of like an asshole but deal with it, i sort of am, loosers REALLY need to stop messaging me. Thank you :]

your cool enough to talk to me ;] haha lol jk :P ....i guess if you feel we have things in common

If youre a cute guy or girl! ^.^
one last thing, i am a very picky person :p so if im not interested i wont reply back and please if i dont message you back it means i dont wanna talk to you, not trying to be mean but some guys dont get that.

Another last thing, i get very bored, very easily so amuse me with your messages, dont just say "hi" or "whats up" oh and my fav i keep getting is "i like your hair", well thank you but can you at least take two seconds to think of something interesting to say? ...this is all of my rant haha :]