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if_ckedyourmom
25 / F / bisexual / Single
Huntsville, Alabama
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Asian, Pacific Islander
- Height
- 5' 7" (1.70m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Often
- Religion
- Agnosticism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Libra and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Dropped out of college/university
- Job
- Other
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Has 1 child
- Pets
- Owns dogs and Dislikes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am crazy, addictive, and high in calories.
My Self-Summary
Howdy. I'm Jade, I'm 25, and I'm an alcoholic. Not really. I'm a single
mother of a wonderful 5 year old boy named Kaleb. He is my life.
Don't like it? Don't care. I have an alternate profile on here,
that I used as a joke, but I got tired of all the hornballs
messaging me. I mean, yeah, I like sex, but come on now. Anywho, I tend to be
pretty shy until I get
to know you, then I'm insane. In the membrane. I like pie. I like dancing in my bedroom in my
underwear.
Alone. I like kissing in the rain. I like you. Maybe.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working as a dental technician until further notice.
I’m really good at
Getting what I want.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
(A) Choke by Chuck Palahniuk; The Da Vinci Code by
Dan Brown (afraid to see the movie); Pretty much anything by Dean
Koontz
(B) Rocky Horror Picture Show (Tim Curry and Barry Bostwick in drag, mmm), Super Troopers, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, The Princess Bride, Moulin Rouge, and Saving Ryan's Privates
(C) I like pretty much anything: Slipknot, Dixie Chicks, Rascall Flatts, Atreyu, Plain White T's, Sugarcult, Chamillionaire, Eminem, Lamb of God, Old Crow Medicine Show, Donna the Buffalo, etc.
(D) I ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY love Chinese food. I swear, I could eat it everyday. But I'm not really picky.
(B) Rocky Horror Picture Show (Tim Curry and Barry Bostwick in drag, mmm), Super Troopers, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, The Princess Bride, Moulin Rouge, and Saving Ryan's Privates
(C) I like pretty much anything: Slipknot, Dixie Chicks, Rascall Flatts, Atreyu, Plain White T's, Sugarcult, Chamillionaire, Eminem, Lamb of God, Old Crow Medicine Show, Donna the Buffalo, etc.
(D) I ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY love Chinese food. I swear, I could eat it everyday. But I'm not really picky.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The past,
unfortunately, and who I'd be if things went differently; if I'd
made different choices, or didn't experience some of the things I
had.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I spent the night in a mental health institute.
You should message me if
You are intelligent, or can at least carry
on a conversation without making yourself look like a complete
moron. And if you
want to talk about something other than sex. Sheesh.
