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ifandorbut

32 / M / straight / Single

Culver City, California

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Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from college/university
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Entertainment / Media
Income
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English

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I am Onomatopoeia, gerund, and THWIP-ing.

My Self-Summary

just takin' a crack at the newest web sensation that seems like a hoot. Yeah, that's right, I said "hoot". I also like the following old timey phrases:

"Hot dog!" --en exclamation of the stock market growth and endless financial possibilities circa 1928

"You're the bees knees!"--in exclamation of a mighty fine dame and/or broad.

"You got moxie, kid." --me handing the newsie 2 pennies for the latest rag, especially after he has tipped me off to a potential informant. Usually followed by, "Now, scram, kid."

"and how!"--at this point I usually cock my head, look into the camera, and wink knowingly.

What I’m doing with my life

Trying to fill these here boxes out... one day at a time.

I’m really good at

filling these here boxes out. Well, not really.

The first things people usually notice about me

I guess I gots me some purty eyes. and long eyelashes [That is correct, I'm a male going sickhouse on how swell my eyelashes are].

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The six things I could never do without

- On October 23 2001, Tony Fadell created the ipod for Apple, thus catapulting into existence the one thing I seriously cannot live without. Thank you, Tony, you magnificent bastard.

- my family + friends + leatherclad mutant-folk living in my basement

- coffee

-my hoodies (I "heart" the ability to layer).

- my roots: Yay Arizona.

- my other roots: I'm part tree*.

*i can't think of item 6 at the moment so I bullshitted that last one. Contrary to what you may think, I am no tree.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How I can grow roots, like a tree**.

**see "*" above.

On a typical Friday night I am

Detoxing from the work week at one of the following places:

1.restaurant, dive bar, or some other non-douchebaghollywood bar with friends

2. the troubadour or some similarly small music venue and catching some band that pitchforkmedia spewed some review about.

3. my place. I need to catch up on "The Wire", so working it through season Two

4. dressed in vigilante garb, saving my little city from a masked criminally insane mastermind.

Or...

5. throwing a hot pockets in the microwave. so. near the microwave. or some microwave.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Sshhhh... don't tell anyone. I'm crazysexycool.

(addendum for 3/31/08 - I've discovered recently that I'm too hot to handle, too cold to hold as well as 2Legit2Quit)

You should message me if

a. you like awesome things and/or stuff.