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ifiknowtrees

23 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 22
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), French (Okay), Latvian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've never been particularly good at job interviews, because some part of my brain immediately shifts towards gallows humour the moment I get nervous, and writing a summary here feels like the same concept of trying to sell oneself, which is generally somewhat of a squicky topic.

My name is Sheesha, and I'm little and pretty geeky and I know far, far too much useless trivia (primarily about history, where I have weird specializations like the archaeology associated with the Iliad, but I also seem to have a smattering of everything, and I'm not entirely certain when or where I've picked that up).
I get really self conscious when I get excited about things. I get self conscious about most things. And intimidated. And anxious.

I have a kitten, whom I rescued from the side of the road when she was sickly little thing about 3.5 weeks old. Her name is Chaucer and she is lovely. I don't mind being a crazy cat lady, because no cat has ever made a disparaging comment about me.

In the past few years, I've kind of neglected my study of language, and, now, the only thing I confidently know how to say in Latvian is 'it's cold, and I don't want to be alone'.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I question this daily and spend more time than I ought to lost in existential crises. But I read, I practice pixel art, do a lot of nail art, and I yell at inaccuracies or misleading information in documentaries. I actually spend a lot of time yelling at documentaries.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Worrying about inconsequential things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really tiny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My absolute favourite novel is The Master and Margarita. I'm also impossibly fond of The Canterbury Tales, Lolita, We, Ferdydurke...

My favourite comic book writer is Garth Ennis.

I am very particular about movies, as I have some trouble sitting still and paying attention to one single thing for extended periods. I adore Cronenberg, however, with Videodrome topping my list.

I do listen to music quite avidly, and I don't typically find myself restrained by concepts of genre. The only genre I do find I consistently dislike is metal, but there are definite exceptions to that.
My favourite Smiths song is Handsome Devil.

I play video games sometimes, too.
One of my favourite hobbies is acting out historical events as closely as possible via Civilizations.
Although, I consider Arcanum the greatest game ever made, and, daily, I mourn that there doesn't exist a game exactly the same in every respect but that I've not beaten is dozens of times.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I really like taking baths, and drinking wine, and drinking tea; I need to listen to lectures to fall asleep, because the process of taking in information keeps my mind from running. I love my cat. I play a lot of solitaire.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
More than anything else, I think about language. Not just English; all language. I like to hunt out Indo-European roots and dwell on intonation. It is impossible to listen to someone's speech without a fascinated analysation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at home watching Battlestar Galactica. This does not bother me. I might be wearing a fake moustache-- but not pants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a pretty open person; ask me and I'm likely to tell you.
You should message me if
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You don't think that I'm 'not like other girls', and you're willing to have a proper discussion, and if you're not intimidating, and if you don't want to place an image overtop of figuring out who I am as a person.

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