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ifiwasnotme

35 M Tampa, FL

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am simply looking for someone that can love and be loved. Not interested in women who are a slave to their money or job. Been there done that except being the woman part. Its pointless when you are single. I am a thousandaire. I am so rich lol.

Born in Ohio raised everywhere else

I have the moral background of a monk
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Relaxing. Becoming a pessimistic wise man. Optimistic people to the point of lying to themselves annoys the hell out of me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being your dad. Since when did I become so serious? I guess when I lost my dad I turned into a parent with no kids
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't seem 35. I can hide in a crowd of 20 something year olds
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read. I dont want to sit down more than I do to avoid a heart attack
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Between moral standards and physical attraction I am doomed.

These are my principles. If you dont like them I have others.
-Groucho Marx

Living the hard life early in life has made me stronger

others....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am a Christian and I am looking for the same in a partner. I believe sex is for married couples so you can make your assumptions from there. I am saved by grace but I work out my salvation with fear and trembling. In other words my morality is an expression of devotion to God. My works will not save me at all. I am looking for someone that can understand these simple concepts. I am not looking for someone that has a desire to get rich to feel like they have value or a woman that expects a man to give her all the materialistic things in life at the expense of his health. Thats crap by the way. I think a family works best when each person is working together. I think the man should lead but I also think he should listen to his wife.

How many people on here are dead? Not that much time though. Just now. I know that was morbid.

People use strictly monogamous loosely. It means till death do us part.

Stress will kill you so cool it. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger or it puts you in the hospital and kills you later.

People are just shadows of their profiles. I think they give themselves too much credit. I think their heads are full of too much positive thinking bull crap. If you are positive focused that must mean you see the negative but you pride yourself in being blind to it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooling it..Rollarblading snorkeling kayaking yard work netflix videogames church functions photography etc. I hate watching sports. Why do people enjoy watching adults playing childish games? Insult to injury we actually elevate them to god status. All they do is move a ball around or something like that. Seriously who cares? I don't. The fact that I have no interest in watching sports has nothing to do with my testosterone levels. I liked sports as a child and then people grow up. I was in track once. I think not liking professional sports comes with the realization of how pointless making points really is....you win and then you have to win again and it never changes the world except for the fact that the losing team who had their championship t shirts made are given to third world countries. I think sports are diversions in life from what really matters. It reminds me of the importance people put on what beer you drink. Who cares? You don't make a big deal out of what brand of cereal I like. So whats the difference? I am a grown up. I have a house to take care of and bills to pay. If you have this idea that watching sports makes someone a man you are officially one of the dumbest people on the planet. No worries you are not alone. This was an official message of the National Football League.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have Mortons toe. I took his toe from him.

I take relationships so slow you might die of old age in the process. I don't want to end up with a raving lunatic.

I am from Louisiana which is a state full of parasites.

Women think I have no balls based on my profile. So tell me this..Does it take more balls to be like everyone else or does it take more balls to be yourself?
*Drops the mic

If you place your dog before your bf remember....its a fucking dog. lol
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Send me an email and tell me what you think it means to love someone. If you cant even write an email explaining it you sure dont have any business being in a relationship. If you have in your mind that you are going to find a man that is financially stable then keep moving. There is no such thing as financially stable. Women looking for wealthy men is a sign of immaturity and looking for something other than love. Are you in a relationship for comfort or companionship? If you are just in it for comfort then maybe you should think about being single and living at Disney world.

I am a Christian and I live by the moral standards
God has given me in his word. I do not want to date so called Christians that just look good on Sundays. I am looking for a like mind in spirit and in truth. 3 to 5 dates is laughable to me. I have seen poverty suicide and betrayal in my family growing up. I need a very mature woman with a heart of gold and a head of wisdom. No girls.I would prefer a virgin. I don't want her nagging me for sex and then thinking I don't love her. I want her to be smart and independent. I want a wife that I can encourage through everyday life and in faith and vice versa. I want kids if she wants them. I want to wake up every morning and for us to smile at each other and that smile gets us through the day until we come home. I want to be in love so much that I feel like we are floating on air in all aspects of life. For the right woman I would travel to the ends of the earth just to see her. I am aware that sounded cheesy. It was super cheesy.

If you have a career thats great! Now you need to put me before it haha

You can jump over 6 inches straight up. You plan on trying no matter how long it takes. Impress me this ain't a one way street. That ain't should of impressed you. I find cute women more attractive than "hot" women. Cute women come across as independent and responsible. Hot women come off as desperate and needy. I am looking for purity in a woman that will blow my mind.

I am glad before you send a message it says send a nice message because if it didn't I would be a afraid that I would send a mean one.

Looking for perfect love. Then marriage and then lots of sex. Trust the ones you love before you please them. Honestly that is what married people do right?" 1 Corinthians 6:18-20 Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body. Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body." If you cant live with me with my pants on then you cant live with me with my pants off lol. No shirt no shoes no service. Well something like that but with pants..

So far this has been a real letdown.