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ifiweresatan

29 Baltimore, MD Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm originally from DC. I recently moved here on a slight whim to find more affordable living... but I do miss my old stomping grounds. Towson is alright, but I'm ready to be in the city again, so I'm looking into places in Baltimore.

I work full time at a call center - specifically with claims issues - If I'm not at work, I'm at the lanes with my bowling league every Monday night, or chillin' with my cat at home watching Bob's Burgers or whichever horror movie looks fun at that moment. I love horror movies. I also love history, so the fastest way to my heart is a trip to the Maryland Historical Society, or any cool spots similar.

I'm generally at the gym whenever I can make it after work. Right before my last birthday, I was diagnosed with advanced arthritis - going to the gym wasn't anything new in my life, however, the goal for me currently is to relieve the pressure in my joints, and stiffness throughout my body. Recently, I've started 5k's...I can see that becoming a big thing in my life.

I live my day to day based on this really cool theory that, as a woman, i don't owe anyone for anything, That being said, if feminism bothers you, I'm not your lady.

I don't want children. That is not a responsibility (either personal or social) that I'm willing to take on ever. Reproducing is not appealing to me. You can't count on me to further the crumbling empire that is the human race.

It's better to just chuck coffee in my general direction instead of speaking to me before 10am.

I'm heavily into music. Recently I've been listening to The Cruxshadows, Funker Vogt & Skinny Puppy. Some of my all time favorite bands are: Mew, Christian Death, Joy Division, And One, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters Of Mercy, Interpol, & The Horrors. I fucking LOVE My Chemical Romance.

I believe that there is always a logical, rational explanation for everything - I don't accept mysticism, or faith as plausible answers. In fact, I have minimal patience for the two. Hence my username.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, and those are deal breakers if its in constant excess.

I am plus size, but again, I'm an active person, so, if the fact that I'm fat bothers you...bye. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Weaving (loom)

Pushing 30 and still completely willing to revert to fan girl status whilst singing to backstreet boys.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The band t-shirts, mostly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: Bobs Burgers, King of the Hill, American Horror Story,, Mad Men. I recently binge watched the entirety of The Story of Film: Odyssey.

Movies: Russian Ark, Forrest Gump, Bladerunner, Alien, Can't Hardly Wait, Stranger Than Fiction, Hellraiser, Room 34, Dirty Dancing, Perks Of Being A Wallflower (aka my adolescence), Apocalypse Now, Candyman

Books: 1984, Catch-22, Days of War Nights of Love: Crimethink for Beginners, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, Solaris, Choke, American Gods
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My cat
- Reuben sandwiches
- Goth music <3
- Indomethacin
- Feminism
That's five, whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why canned laughter creeps me out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working, although sacrificial bonfires or lazer tag happens when my friends and I can actually get our schedules open.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love listening to Edith Piaf while riding metro, specifically her song "Les Mots D'amour"
You should message me if
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You do you!