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ifiweresatan

28 Baltimore, MD Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm originally from DC. I recently moved here on a slight whim to find more affordable living... but I do miss my old stomping grounds. Towson is alright, but I'm ready to be in the city again, so I'm looking into places in Baltimore.

I work full time at a call center - specifically with claims issues - If I'm not at work, I'm at the lanes with my bowling league every Monday night, or chillin' with my cat at home watching Bob's Burgers or whichever horror movie looks fun at that moment. I love horror movies. I also love history, so the fastest way to my heart is a trip the the Maryland Historical Society, or any cool spots similar.

Sunday's are leg day & I'm generally at the gym whenever I can make it after work.Recently, I've started 5k's...I can see that becoming a big thing in my life.

I'm also part of a cultures and values committee. I live my day to day based on this really cool theory that, as a woman, i don't owe anyone for anything, That being said, if feminism bothers you, I'm not your lady. No, I don't want children & it's not a stage (just adding that, because that seems to be the number one response from people)... I should also probably be a bit more specific and mention that I don't mind dating someone with children, I simply do not want to have my own.

It's better to just chuck coffee at me in the morning before speaking to me before 10am.

I'm heavily into music. Recently I've been listening to Funker Vogt & Skinny Puppy. Some of my all time favorite bands are: Mew, Christian Death, Joy Division, And One, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters Of Mercy, Interpol, & The Horrors.

I believe that there is always a logical, rational explanation for everything - I don't accept mysticism, or faith as plausible answers. In fact, I have minimal patience for the two. However, I am polite about it in public.

I don't smoke, i don't drink, and those are deal breakers. I am plus size, but again, I'm an active person, so, if the fact that I'm thick bothers you...bye. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Weaving (loom)

Pushing 30 and still completely willing to revert to fan girl status whilst singing to backstreet boys. No, I'm not embarrassed by this.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm very tall...not really. I receive many compliments on my band tshirts, and my hair.

Yes, I am aware that I don't look my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: Bobs Burgers, King of the Hill, American Horror Story,, Mad Men. I recently binge watched the entirety of The Story of Film: Odyssey.

Movies: Russian Ark, Forrest Gump, Bladerunner, Alien, Can't Hardly Wait, Stranger Than Fiction, Hellraiser, Room 34, Dirty Dancing, Perks Of Being A Wallflower (aka my adolescence), Apocalypse Now, Candyman

Books: 1984, Catch-22, Days of War Nights of Love: Crimethink for Beginners, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, Solaris, Choke, American Gods
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why canned laughter creeps me out
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working, although sacrificial bonfires or lazer tag happens when my friends and I can actually get our schedules open.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love listening to Edith Piaf while riding metro, specifically her song "Les Mots D'amour"
You should message me if
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You do you!