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32 Albuquerque, NM Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:45am
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved to Albuquerque after spending the last couple of years traveling. I'm working like crazy while I get set up here . If you couldn't tell by my body I'm obviously a male stripper. I have a real soft spot for learning about animals and cooking.
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated from the University of Arizona (philosophy dept) in 2011 then decided to go adventuring for a few years all over the USA. I landed in Albuquerque a in and loved it so much I decided to stay. I took a job selling cars about a week after I got here (and kick ass at it). So yes, car salesman.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Waking up in random costumes covered in glitter...
And pranks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Besides my sweet bod that is full of giant muscles or the bags of money I'm always carrying around with said muscles...Most likely my sense of humor and my adolescent charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Rather than sit for hours naming every movie or book i've ever liked, I'm just gonna rattle off a few in each category... You'll get the point.
Music: Slayer, Scarface, Radiohead, Sound Garden... I'm sure I like at least one artist in any and every genre.
Books: Anything by Cormac McCarthy or Robert Greene, Life of Pi, The Gita, The Power of Now.
Movies: The Dark Knight, The Road, No Country for Old Men, Book of Eli
TV: The office, Rome, Deadwood, Home Movies
Food: Italian, Mexican, Cajun
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air sex food water Radiohead plants travel tortilla soup... I also can't count...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World domination
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever the hell I damn well wanna do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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If you want to go to the zoo. Or you like cooking dinner while enjoying a drink or smoke. You aren't intimidated by my nauseatingly good looks.

Not really here to hook up, and if you already have a boyfriend or are MARRIED I will tell him and then him and I will go out and pick up chicks together. (*Also not into couples and orgy shit those days are long past)