32 Albuquerque, NM
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My self-summary
If you couldn't tell by my body I'm obviously a male stripper 😘

Not really I lied because I'm immature.

If it seems like I'm trying to scare you off with my profile, it's because I am... Unless I messaged you first...

I'm sorta dumb, however, I am always thinking about something. Talking about social justice, the nature of reality, space-time, free will, consciousness,cartoons, extraterrestrial life, politics, philosophy, art/art history, determinism, revolt/revolution and science (mostly physics) makes my dick hard. If you have a degree/interest in science, religion, philosophy, law or have strong opinions about any of the above I'm 99% sure we will hit it off. I try and read 1 metric fuck-ton of books a year.

Deep in the blackness of my soul I'm actually a pretty nice, sweet, borderline sappy guy, but you won't know it unless I like you.

I work a lot so that's why I'm on this shit...I'm pretty blunt when I'm not goofing off... But I goof off a lot and am rarely serious. I'm also a charming fuck. If you don't believe me, just shoot me a message...you won't.
What I’m doing with my life
Short version... Graduated college, worked on gas and oil pipelines, got sick of moving, landed in Abq, now I have a surprisingly high paying job/profession, but life-long poverty has made me terrible at managing it... So I need some pointers.
I’m really good at
Waking up after the orgy in a random costume covered in glitter...
The first things people usually notice about me
Besides my sweet bod that is full of huge muscles or the giant bags of money I'm always carrying around...Most likely my sense of humor and my adolescent charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Slayer, Scarface, Radiohead, Smashing FUCKING pumpkins, Sound Garden, Rat-a-tat, RJD2, The Octopus Project, most if not All 90s Rock including goo goo dolls.

Books: Anything by Cormac McCarthy or Robert Greene, Life of Pi, Emma Goldman, a ton of antigovernment stuff, The Power of Now.

Movies: The Dark Knight, The Road, No Country for Old Men, Book of Eli, death to Smoochie

TV: The office, Rome, Deadwood, Home Movies, Rick and Morty

Food: All
The six things I could never do without
Standing next to short/dumb people so I look tall/smart...

The urge to learn karate...

Crazy shit

Noam Chomsky

Storming out of jobs

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

Albert Camus
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever the hell I damn well wanna do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You aren't intimidated by my nauseatingly good looks😏 I'm generally goofy and fun loving however you should know:

(Me=anarchist, so If you are a cop, c.o., prosecutor or any job of that ilk... Kindly move right the fuck on 😄 and stop oppressing my profile with your face)