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32 Albuquerque, NM Man


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  • Ages 21-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 9:29pm
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Ummm...If you don't feel like reading this shit... or are being chased by a tiger or something. I wrote all the reasons to date me in the captions of my pics like a 2D pop-up book!

Sooooo....I moved to Albuquerque after spending the last couple of years traveling. I'm working like crazy while I get set up here . If you couldn't tell by my body I'm obviously a male stripper. I have a real soft spot for animals, anarchists, and poly people...
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated from the University of Arizona (philosophy dept) in 2011 then decided to go adventuring for a few years all over the USA. I landed in Albuquerque and loved it so much I decided to stay. I took a job selling cars about a week after I got here (and kick ass at it). So yes, car salesman.

Also supporting this:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Waking up in random costumes covered in glitter...
And pranks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Besides my sweet bod that is full of huge muscles or the giant bags of money I'm always carrying around...Most likely my sense of humor and my adolescent charm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Slayer, Scarface, Radiohead, Smashing FUCKING pumpkins, Sound Garden, Rat-a-tat, RJD2, The Octopus Project.

Books: Anything by Cormac McCarthy or Robert Greene, Life of Pi, Emma Goldman, a ton of antigovernment stuff, The Power of Now.

Movies: The Dark Knight, The Road, No Country for Old Men, Book of Eli, death to Smoochie

TV: The office, Rome, Deadwood, Home Movies

Food: All
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Standing next to short/dumb people so I look tall/smart...

The urge to learn karate...

Edible arrangements

Noam Chomsky

Bread pudding

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

Albert Camus
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever the hell I damn well wanna do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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You aren't intimidated by my nauseatingly good looks😏 I'm generally goofy and fun loving however you should know:

(Me=anarchist, so If you are a cop, c.o., prosecutor or any job of that ilk... Kindly move right the fuck on 😄 and stop oppressing my profile with your face)